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Mothman

Chapstick.

About Me

Y'all best watch out. I'm liable to jump out of the woods and scare the shit out of you at any time. I'm always watchin' you, I know what all y'all are doin', even when you don't think I can see you. I can fly and shit too.

My Interests

terror, hiding, being sneaky, flying around and shit, scaring the shit out of people, making people scream, burning peoples' eyes, making bridges fall down, red eyes, ghosts, visions, talking through tv sets, talking through sink drains, driving people crazy and shit, reading minds, causing car accidents, chapstick

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people. And then I'd like to scare 'em so bad they wet themselves.

Movies:

They made a movie about me. Damn if they didn't put Richard Gere all up in that shit, though. Guess they couldn't get no real actors, on account of them bein' all scared of me and shit.

Heroes:

Springheel Jack, The Boogeyman, Bloody Mary, The Bunnyman, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, El Chupacabra