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The Real Sasquatch

If you don't play my caption game, you just plain blow!

About Me

Hello there. You all basically know pretty much there is to know about me. I am swiping some hoser's wi-fi connection and decided to set up a myspace account. That picture isn't of me it is of my cousin Heidi. I am much more camera shy that is why i live in God forsaken Canada. Also I am here cause the men smell just as bad as me so I fit in nicely. And all I need to do is tell the ladies that I used to play pro hockey and I have them flocking to me left and right. There isn't much to know about me. I enjoy wandering the woods and occassionally scaring morons who venture into the woods and take a leak on the wrong tree... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. Taken in northern Manitoba... one of my cousin up here in canada must have gotten a little to adventuresome. Free Myspace Cursors
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My Interests

Trout fishing. Not getting shot at by canucks hopped up on NHL games and Labat Blue. Rummaging through garbage. Peeping through peoples windows. Occassionally running in front of moving vehicles. Throwing rocks at campers. Moosing tipping.

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I'd like to meet:

I am a docile creature. I'd like to meet anyone. Other sasquatchs would be nice. It gets awefully lonely up here in B.C. and damn does it get cold in the winter. I'd like to have as many friends as possible to show up my other cousin sasquatchs that are also on myspace. Also anyone who is having a birthday. .. width="425" height="350" .. If I catch those bastards who have been messing with my species I'll give them whooping sasquatch style!

Music:

What do I know about music? I live in the middle of freakin nowhere!

Movies:

Anything based on a Nicolas Sparks novel is great but then again the only movie I see are the ones that the blonde girl in the woods watches on her tv at night.

Television:

The Price is Right.

Books:

Harry and the Henderson. And basically any book that is about me or my species. But that again I can't freakin read. No not cause I am a sasquatch but cause I am in Canada.

Heroes:

My cousin Heidi for posing for that famous shot. Harry from harry and the henderson. And all my fellow sasquatchs who have the guts to wander into the city and steal peoples cats.

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Contest 1

Here it is friends, my first caption contest. I am the sole judge on this so make me laugh and even pee my non-existant pants. The winner will be announced one week from today so get all entries in by...
Posted by The Real Sasquatch on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:02:00 PST