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Loveland Frog

About Me

I'm a freakin' huge frog, what more do ya want?I also like long walks by the moonlight on the muddy banks of the Little Miami River.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. I'm tired of freakin people out.

My Blog

Short and Sweet

Check my comments. Seriously, check it out and come back.   WHAT THE HELL? Consider for a moment that I might be some guy who lives vicariously through a possibly fictitious suburban legend on a ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:20:00 GMT

The Ruination of Mankind

I know, I know. A very bold title. How could I possibly follow that up? Well, certainly not with a clever frog joke, of which I only really have three.What I would like to discuss with the class today...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:22:00 GMT

The Mythos of Me, or, who the hell is this frog and why should I care?

I've been a little flipper, uh, flippant with these blog entries thus far. I apologize to you, dedicated readers (all two of you), who haven't heard my side of the story. What story, you say? Why, the...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:29:00 GMT

I can hibernate no longer

Hey, we gotta be the animals we be. I slept long enough, though, thanks for asking. But damn, if it ain't cold outside. Can you guys empty some friggin' aerosol cans for no reason? Aim them straight a...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 18:14:00 GMT

Loveland Frog in '08

My fellow Americans,We are in a time of great transition with enormous consequences for our future. The time has passed to take a stand, for we are only standing in the muck and the mire that previous...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:28:00 GMT

Turning a new lilypad...

Well, bipeds, it's time for another blog from the hollow log, and I think it's high time for a change of pace. As I am a freak of nature (thanks, you're too kind), I feel it necessary to delve into th...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:54:00 GMT

American Idol...enh, I'm too old

Hey there, warm bloods. Hibernatin' soon?...I crack myself up.Anycroak, I was gettin' all ready to go before the holy reality-television-judge-trinity that is Paula, Randy and Simon to audition for Se...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 20:59:00 GMT

What up, hominids?

Sorry I haven't written in a long flippin' time. I've been rather bogged down...oh guano, here we go with the amphibious puns.So what's happenin in the world? Hard to tell from under my radiation-che...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:17:00 GMT

Ribbit, for your pleasure

Rib-frickin-bit, warm-bloods. That's what we call ya, me and the 'poles. You're probably wondering why I'm even here. Lemme tell ya, I wish I knew. This S.O.B. (son-of-a-biped) named Mike Hall ha...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 17:11:00 GMT