Stephen

What is there to say? Well, a lot actually. I am a very interesting individual. Probably more than anyone else you will ever know. Aside from those of you who will never know me, and there's a lot, in which case I am more interesting than anyone you will NEVER know. But I digress. I am the youngest of 11 children. You should be applauding my mother's womb at this point. I also feel compelled to tell you that my real name is indeed NOT Stephen Colbert, but Ted Hitler. I'm a distant relative...the grandson of Adolf Hitler. Oh, and..from what I understand I have STILL not seen "Brokeback Mountain"...and probably never will.