FWIP YOU, MOTHERFWIPPER!
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE BEEN FWIPPED.
You now have permission to FWIP OUT whenever you want, wherever you want, for whatever reason you want.
Encourage your friends and family to FWIP IT. FWIP IT GOOD.
You have found Fwips News Service . Click here to check out the entire site.
You have now joined an exclusive community of people. You're smarter, sexier and better smelling than 95.8% of MySpace users in the whole wide world, 99.97% of all the rest.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Mark. I'm an actor, writer and comedian in Denver, and Fwips is my baby. Presently I am the sole contributor, proprietor and designated Pimp-Daddy for the site.
Fwips is not your ordinary news service.
It's Americas premiere source for fake news, commentary and humor from the heart of the Rocky Mountains. You'll find hard-hitting and fiercely original comedy straight from the depths of the Mile High City.
Fwips is Newsweek on crack, USA Today on Prozac, The New York Times on X, The Onion as written by Larry David's slightly medicated, retarded cousin.
Don't forget- it's all made up!
Lets face it. All news outlets lie. Some more than others. At least I admit it up front.
I'll also post some of my fake news here from time to time as I see fit, as well as interact with the mosh pit. And occasionally I might use the blog as a soundboard for miscellaneous insanity.
Come by anytime, heckle me, berate me, talk dirty to me, whatever you please. Or visit me at my site Fwips.com Please visit me here and read my stuff there . Check back often for updates!
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Thanks to everyone at MySpace, and I hope to talk to you soon!
-Mark
FwipsNews Editor