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Let me introduce myself. My name is Mark. I'm an actor, writer and comedian in Denver, and Fwips is my baby. Presently I am the sole contributor, proprietor and designated Pimp-Daddy for the site.
Fwips is not your ordinary news service. It's Americas premiere source for fake news, commentary and humor from the heart of the Rocky Mountains. You'll find hard-hitting and fiercely original comedy straight from the depths of the Mile High City.
Fwips is Newsweek on crack, USA Today on Prozac, The New York Times on X, The Onion as written by Larry David's slightly medicated, retarded cousin.
Don't forget- it's all made up!
Lets face it. All news outlets lie. Some more than others. At least I admit it up front.
I'll also post some of my fake news here from time to time as I see fit, as well as interact with the mosh pit. And occasionally I might use the blog as a soundboard for miscellaneous insanity.
Come by anytime, heckle me, berate me, talk dirty to me, whatever you please. Or visit me at my site Fwips.com Please visit me here and read my stuff there . Check back often for updates!
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My Blog

Ken Lay Avoids Prison Ass Rape by Dying

ASPEN, Colorado - In what some analysts consider a brilliant maneuver, convicted corporate felon Kenneth Lay died of a heart attack on Wednesday, effectively avoiding the prison sentence and loads of...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

Black Man Excited his Character not Dead Yet

HOLLYWOOD, Ca. - Local black actor Terrence Johnson could barely hide his enthusiasm at the premiere of the movie The Blood Letting after discovering his character, Philip, was still alive an hour int...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

Children's Horoscope

Astrological Forecast for Ages 7 to 11 By Billy BernamAge 8Child Entrepreneur Aries (March 21-April 19). Your bully is not amused when you replace the lunch money he stole from you with Folger's C...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

'Unnamed' Democrat Would Win Over Republican

(UNASSOCIATED PRESS) -  A recent Gallup poll indicates that unnamed Democrats would beat incumbent Republicans in the 2006 Congressional races, but Democratic leadership has yet to find any cand...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Congress Considers Ban on Elderly Marriage

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress may soon be poised to consider several competing proposals to ban marriage between elderly men and women. Polls show that many Americans oppose elderly marriage on moral a...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST

Adopted Highway Has Deadbeat Dad

BOSTON, Mass. All Highway 93 wants is the peace of mind that comes from a stable father figure to look after it and ensure its safety. Instead, the highway has been living in virtual squalor, the vi...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:28:00 PST

Girl Extremely Talented at Being Naked

NEW YORK - Michelle Stansler's dream of being recognized for her God given talent of looking hot while buck naked finally came true after starring in Blowfinger Productions straight-to-internet video ...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:47:00 PST

White Actor Angry that Black Actor Got Othello Role

CHESAPEKE A distraught Jason Girard stomped out of the Pantaloon Theatre on Sunday, up in arms over not receiving a call-back for the lead role in the theatre companys upcoming production of Shakes...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:20:00 PST

Charity to Use Porn to Save At-Risk Youth

DETROIT, Mich.- In order to keep inner city youth out of trouble, a local charitibale organization has created a new program providing a safe place for teens to come after hours to freely download ho...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

American Pissed that United States is Listed Alphabetically

INDIANAPOLIS - Local accountant Gary Shemplten was not pleased to discover that his native country, the United States of America, was not listed at the top of the pull down menu at the start of his i...
Posted by Fwips News Service on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:56:00 PST