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That pancake was NO avenger...

About Me

There's kind of a funny story about that... I'm one of those people. You know the ones... The strange people. Creative. Nocturnal. Preternatural. Preoccupied. Silly.There are moments when you could pass me by and never even know I was there and then there are those times when there's a spotlight in my head and it's shining down on me.My principal preoccupation is trying to develop the discipline to control the size of my spirit at every moment. If you don't know what I mean, then we should have at least one conversation.

My Interests

Vampirism, the secrets of the universe, toys, comic books, RPGs, physics, politics, philosophy, mockery science, paranormal, the great circle of stuff, quantum psychology, developing superpowers, the power of words, the words of power, music, books, storytelling, myths and legends, poetry, that fine line between pleasure and pain, the infinite complexities of love, the secrets of solution (some give, some take, and that's the way it is), Magick (my soul swims in it), things and people that taste good, that feeling I get just before I sneeze

I'd like to meet:

Sparkly folk.

Music:

The Boomtown Rats, The Vapors, The Buggles, Adam Y Los Ants, Cole Porter, the Ramones, really the entire rock era from the 50s til today has many examples of music I dig, some country, some classical, some jazz, Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Allen Sherman, blues, Ogden Edsl, Killer Pussy,Doors, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Oingo Boingo, ELO, Cheap Trick, Depeche Mode, Veteranz of Future Warz, Mojo Nixon, Barnes and Barnes, Three Dog Night, Queen,David Bowie, Cars,Alice Cooper, Rocky Horror soundtrack, Shock Treatment soundtrack, Monkees, Cake, Bobby Darin, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Spacey as Bobby Darindiv style="text-align: center; margin-left: auto; visibility:visible; margin-right: auto; width:450px;">
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Movies:

Dark Knight, Iron Man, Across the Universe, STARDUST,Anything by peter jackson, john carpenter (esp BTiLC), coen bros, sam raimi, kevin smith, m. night shyamalan, early mel brooks, most kubrick and lynch, tron, psycho beach party, buckaroo bonzai, rocky horror, orgazmo, garden state, man of la mancha, harold and kumar go to white castle, ella enchanted, my favorite year, lucas (just because one of my best buds is in a crowd scene), Beyond the Sea, The Neverending Story (but ONLY the first one), Batman Begins, Spirited Away, Sin City, Forbidden Zone, King Kong (both the original and the 2005 version), Chronicles of Narnia, V for Vendetta, Superbad, Across the Universe, Beowulf

Television:

Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, dead like me, reboot, animaniacs, six feet under, the young ones, freakazoid, samurai jack, realtime w/ bill maher, penn and teller BS, heroes, frank leaves for the orient, all star trek, buffy, smallville, justice league, bugs bunny, mr. show, blackadder, weeds, heroes, californication, and heroes.

Books:

Authors: h g wells, neil gaiman, terry pratchett(man-o-man, duz I luv the Discworld), clive barker, stephens king, hawking, and jay gould, peter david, piers anthony, R A W, madeline l'engel, philip k dick, a. lee martinez

Heroes:

My mom who endured great hardship to keep me from becoming the kind of monster my father was, all the folks that were brave enough to be in my band or my stage shows, Peter O'Toole, Alan Cumming, Neil Gaiman, Bobby Darin, Kevin Spacey, Dr. Demento, Johnny Depp, Dr. Weird, those hippies that smoked me out in 2nd grade, Robert Anton Wilson, Stan Lee, my nephew Eddie, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Dian Bachar (aka Squeak "Little Bitch" Scolari), J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Freddy Mercury, David Bowie, WA Mozart, the men and women of the armed forces, police, fire, and EMT services, and the space administration, those men and women who advance the knowledge of physics, my own sometimes amazing self.

My Blog

Dark Knight tonight!

Myself and a few friends are hitting the midnight showing at the Palladium Imax tonight.Waiting for some paint to dry and do just a tiny bit of sewing, but I should be able to attend dressed as the Jo...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:16:00 PST

The art of the interview

A young man, wearing dirty jeans and a torn t-shirt, walks into a convenience store and asks, "What's the best gum ya got for beer breath? I've got a job interview..." I figure any job not worth ...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:46:00 PST

Coincidence or evil scheme?

Two of my good friends, who work in completely different industries, are both facing the disappearance of their jobs right now. The odd thing is that both of their jobs are being outsourced to the sam...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

Ummm... That would be ,"Woof."

So there I was... Walking down the street minding my own business. Heading toward the bus that would take me to Heff's casa so that we could go check out the 4th out of 499 films leading up to Indy 50...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:08:00 PST

You take the not-quite-bad, you take the pretty dang awesome

So I was hanging out with good friend tonight, watching a stellar (no pun intended) new episode of Battlestar Galactica. Afterwards, we headed to that place where the food is occasionally what you ord...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

That’s a lot of views.

Whoa... I just noticed that there have been over 5,000 views of the blogs I’ve posted here. That’s very flattering and a tiny bit weird.
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST

I didnt choose this flu, I got the relapse blues

A coupla weeks back, I had a touch of flu. It was bad enough that I actually used a sick day (those of you who know me realize how serious that is). So here I was, thinking I was fine and would n...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:21:00 PST

Post-Holiday post

Well, I survived another holiday season. Another Fodderfest, another Xistmas, another New Year's Eve under my belt with a few nice memories to show for it. I spent time with good friends and beloved f...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:23:00 PST

Every now and then

Every now and then I'm reminded how much more I could be doing Every now and then I know I waste time playing games that I could be using Every now and then I know I should write more I should se...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST

A whole Satyrdays worth of validation

So this past Satyrday, I had a pretty full day. At the suggestion of my very good friend Heff-Ra (the ever heffing), he and I did a photo shoot of the costumes we'd likely have worn had we been able t...
Posted by Uncle Satan" on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST