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About Me

Time to write a new "About Me" entry. Oh, yes, how exciting. So what's there to know about me? Good question. I'm assuming that if you're reading this, you already know everything interesting about me. I am A) a world-famous, award winning novelist and B) there is no B. Yes, I'm boring, but in my defense, you're probably boring too. So who are you to judge me? I don't need your pity!Seriously (if I may get serious for a moment) I'm just a guy who gets paid to write and takes life as it comes. I consider myself introspective, intelligent, philosophical, and very attractive. Yes, I'm a handsome man and have no trouble admitting that. I'm also a talented writer and a fairly decent human being. Maybe about an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. I have no problem tooting my own horn, but I also realize how insignificant we all are in the scope of things and think we're all here to help each other get through this thing called Life.What more is there to say? Welcome to my MySpace page, and if you still are craving more Famous A. Lee Brand Excellence then might I suggest popping over to my official website www.aleemartinez.com.AND NOW, SOME INTERNET PERSONALITY TESTS SO YOU CAN KNOW THE REAL ME!
Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (48.4%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (51.6%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
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Global Personality Test Results
Stability (83%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness (46%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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Instinctual Variant Test Results

Sexual |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Social |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Self Preservation |||||||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Instinctual Variant Test
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Locus of Control Test Results
Internal Locus (50%) Individual believes that their life is defined more by their decisions and internal drive.
External Locus (50%) Individual believes that their life is defined more by genetics, environment, fate, or other external factors.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, Robots, and whatever other sentient life forms deign to make themselves known to me. I'm not picky. Maybe many of you aren't technically cool enough to actually hang around with me, but then again, I'm sure I fall short of cool points for many of you, too. So until the state issues our official Coolness Certification Badges, we'll just keep things informal.First off, I'd love to meet any babies that laugh so hard that they fall over.Also, anyone willing to eat dirt and wrestle a bear at night. MANtage
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My Blog

Lizardmen Don't Buy Books

Sorry I haven't blogged in a bit. (This apology is built on the assumption that anyone actually cares if I do blog, but since everyone else in the blog-o-sphere is laboring under this assumption, I do...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 00:05:00 GMT

Terminated

TERMINATOR SALVATION comes out this weekend.  I find myself with almost no interest in seeing it.  I can't explain why.  I mean, it's got more robots than you can shake a stick at.  And if you know me...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 22:15:00 GMT

Dead Turkeys

Every day, a turkey wakes up when the farmer arrives, rushes out eagerly into the yard, and gets fed.  Very quickly, the turkey learns to anticipate the farmer's arrival and always rushes out to get f...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 14:31:00 GMT

Just Another Silly Blog Entry

Fun.It's highly underrated.When we're young, we like having fun.  It's pretty much what we live for.  Then we grow up and somehow, we decide that fun isn't so important.  More often than not, "growing...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 15:07:00 GMT

Master of Delusion

I hesitate to pull back the curtain of writing, but sometimes, it's just something I have to do.Writing a book is like pulling off a magic trick.  It's a lot of hard work, hours upon hours of practice...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 00:26:00 GMT

Musings

Whoops.  Looks like I missed my blog-a-day goal yesterday.  Well, nobody's perfect.  Not even me.  I just hope that I haven't disappointed you too much, and that one day, you'll learn to trust again.s...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 17:00:00 GMT

Harshin' My Buzz

Today I was in a local Borders bookstore, and guess what?  MONSTER wasn't hidden away on the crowded back shelves.  No, it was right there up front on the new stuff table.  Pretty damn cool.My publish...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 00:29:00 GMT

Perspective

The great Blog-A-Day Experiment (Part 2) begins tonight.  Why?  I have no idea.  But why do we really do anything?So I'm reading a new book called NUDGE.  It's about decision making.  Barely cracked t...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 02:11:00 GMT

X-Treme Star Trek Babies

So MONSTER is out in stores now.  If you haven't bought your copy yet then might I recommend you go forth and do so now?  Right now!  You'll be glad you did.  More importantly, I'll be glad you did.No...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 23:32:00 GMT

Twick or Tweet

Hey, gang. By federal law I am now on Twitter.  Check me out if you're so inclined.  My username is ALeeMartinez.  Should be easy enough to remember.
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 16:52:00 GMT