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About Me

A lot of guys ask me, "whats a good pick up line?" To tell you the truth i think women are only interested in men until they start talking. So my best advice is to wait until shes drunk, and tell her you're rich.

Name = David J. Brinkmeyer
Song = Dredg - Catch Without Arms
Video Game = Bioshock
Drink = Mountain Dew
Alcoholic Drink = Cardinals Budweiser
TV = The Office Season III
Last Movie I Saw = Superbad
Sports Team = St. Louis Cardinals
AIM = BavexDrinkmeyer
Xbox Live = Cardinals50
Ultimate Bet: Cardinals06

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"Dammit, he put my stapler in jello again!" -Dwight Schrute
"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. " - Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesley: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me... for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies." -Dwight Schrute
"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy." - Dwight Schrute
"My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up." Jim Halpert
"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on." -Dwight Schrute
"I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin, I am 99% sure." -Dwight Schrute
"Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years, which I'm looking forward too. Its an Amish technique, it's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned for age 4 until my 6th birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna." -Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert: Question? What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: Thats a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False! Blackbear.
Dwight Schrute: Thats debatable, there are basically two schools of thought...
Jim Halpert: FACT, bears eat beats. Bears...Beats...Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not...wait whats going on?!? What are you doing?

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My Interests

This shit is great..... The Attack of the Blood Thirsty Bat in the dorms across the hall...

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I'd like to meet:

Edward Norton
Stephen Colbert
Will Ferrell
Steve Carell
Rainn Wilson
John Krasinski
Jenna Fischer

Music:

Coheed and Cambria
The Mars Volta
Dredg
Minus The Bear
Thursday
Explosions in the Sky
Coldplay
Modest Mouse
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
The Strokes

Movies:

300
Superman Returns
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Batman Begins
Casino Royale
Superbad
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Revenge of the Sith
Fight Club
Back to the Future Part III
Old School
Saving Private Ryan
Batman Begins

Television:

24
The Office
The Shield
Spin City
Heroes
House
Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Sportscenter
WSOP

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird

Heroes:

Dwight Schrute
Frank Ricard
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My Blog

I Live For This

Every year in March starts a new quest that i love to witness a St. Louis Cardinal world series. This season it all began on March 2nd against the New York Yankees with a 7-12 loss, but it was only th...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST

end of an era

14 years ago i came home from school and my mom told me that we were getting a dog and that he was being dropped off that day. we got him because he was going to be put in the pound since the people ...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

Pujols is God.

today i made my third trip to Busch Stadium, but it was the first Cardinal game i have been at the new place. and let me tell you it was something i will never forget. the game as a whole was great, t...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST

And So it Begins

The Fourth of April in the year Two-Thousand and Six will mark a new begining in something that i hold truely close to me. Today at 6:10 PM i will be attending the first ever baseball to be played at ...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST

I Bleed....Red

in case you dont know. cardinals baseball offically starts this afternoon with spring training. last year i went to about 35 regular season games and 2 playoff games, mostly with my brother, sister an...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:08:00 PST

Truthiness

Here is what keeps Dave Brinkmeyer alive...new episodes of 24 and The Shield.late nights with Brandon Murphy at Stake n Shake and a little heads up poker.throwing the baseball around with the old man....
Posted by Dave on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:41:00 PST

dear my friends...

dear my friends. to all my friends i have known for a lifetime. to all of my friends i have shared countless nights with full of laughs and excitement. to all of my friends who dare clash with me in c...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:49:00 PST

me and claudio

i got to meet Claudio Sanchez today and i have a picture to prove it. thats all i am gonig to say.
Posted by Dave on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:46:00 PST

i love playing poker.

words can't begin to describe my love for the game of poker. there is seriously nothing else like it. today for example, i spent about 6 hours playing two games with five of my best friends. i adore s...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

bulletins from hell

i have a problem people, i problem with certain bulletins that people seem to send every day i seem to log onto this site. and its driving me crazy. here's whats bothering me. you go to read a bulleti...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:49:00 PST