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Kitty Hazzard

*~Wrapped Around, I'll Bury My Fangs Inside~*

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator♥ I like corsets, I like candy,
I like Jack Daniels and brandy,
I like fake hair, dyed hair, make-up,
I like not being told when to wake up,
I like really whacky clothes,
I like sneezing in the snow,
I like everything obsene,
Horror films, porn stars, sluts and Queens,
I like the grass that isn't green,
The things that are rarely seen.
I want to move to California or Japan,
Having lolita style and an American man,
I want more bands that are as rare as gold,
Like Pantera and Avenged Sevenfold.
I wish there were no chavs or trendies,
I wish England had "Wendy"s,
I like piercings, I like ink,
I like being drunk near a toilet or a sink,
I like anime and manga,
I love the Rev and Teen Topanga,
I like ear popping guitars and amps,
I love porcelain and the tramps,
I like big shoes and glittery things,
I like fairytale creatures with wings,
I love cowboys and big guns,
I love lucky charms when I have some,
I like Southpark, Jackass, Wildboyz,
Rollercoasters and bigass toys,
cigarettes, concerts, meeting bands,
I have a fettish for male hands,
I don't like mushrooms, onions, garlic,
Anything that makes me feel sick,
The only things I truly hate,
are the mainstream, and people who discriminate. ♥Remember this?... ...if you spent your childhood in Germany.

My Interests

Music, Tv, EATING, gigs, attempting to mosh, shmoking, drinking, anything else a typical teenage girl enjoys doing. SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX nah joke ;] AND SHRINKING VIOLET CUZ IT RULES. Family Force 5!! They are the shit! Main interests are my amazing friends and bf =]. p.s. there are a lot of "in-jokes" in this video.. we're not completely mad.. actually we are.

I'd like to meet:

MCR. AVENGED SEVENFOLD. Japanese guys ^_^. Light and L from Deathnote even though they don't exist =( Wolverine from X-Men HE IS THE SHIZNAAAAAYY. Yomyom. Maybe Batman, he has a cool car/bat mobile. Porcelain and the tramps! Family Force 5. MOST OF ALL SYNYSTER GATES I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY.Take the quiz:
Which Avenged Sevenfold member is the one for you?

Synyster Gates, the lead guitarist
This chilled-out dude knows what's up. He's mellow on the outside, and just looking at his face you can tell. Of course underneath all of that lies intensity, dedication, and even a wild side (c'mon now - 25 beer bongs? That's insanity), but also a soft heart and a sensual streak. Don't break his heart - he's my favorite!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Music:

This could take a while but I have nothing better to do =D
Porcelain and the Tramps Avenged Sevenfold
Bloodhound Gang
Bullet For My Valentine
Bring Me The Horizon
BLONDIE!!
Cradle Of Filth
Jack Off Jill
My Chemical Romance
Shiny Toy Guns
Scarling
Insane Clown Posse
Misfits
Horrorpops
Dropkick Murphys
Machine Head
Finch
THE USED
Spineshank
QUEEN
DAVID BOWIE
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE! SEX WEE
Kidney Theives
Jakalope
FAMILY FORCE 5!
Inme
EMINEM (Didn't see that coming, did you?)
X-hibit (he's so funny on pimp my ride ^_^)
CHAMILLIONAIRE.. ok I like one song, but riding dirty is so damn good. Tenacious D
Papa Roach
Blur
KoRn
Metallica
Mudvayne
Muse
Mushroom Head
Megadeth
Placebo
AFI
HIM
System Of A Down
Foo Fighters
Guns 'N' Roses
Metallica
Motley Crue
In Flames
Dream Theater
Pantera
Music is my life and my taste varies! I likes a lot of shizzle and that's not even half of it.

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Constantine, the Excorcist, The Birds. Anything scary or so damn funny i pee my panty-hoes. I LIKE DISNEY FILMS LIKE ALICE IN WONDERLAND =D I'm the Chesire Kat.

Television:

THE OC
Desperate Housewives
The Simpsons (And other cartoons mentioned earlier)
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
I don't appreciate any soap but Eastenders
Friends [DUH]
Drake and Josh
Zoey 101 [I don't give a damn yo, Britneys sis is way cool.]
THE SLEEPOVER CLUB
♥ Charmed ♥
America's/Britain's next top model
Will&Grace
Newly Weds - It's just so hilarious.
The Ashlee Simpson Show [Haha. It is funny though.]
ANYTHING ON MTV A lot more stuff but my brain hurts.
falling hearts

Books:

I don't read many books, mostly comics,
And magazines before they started getting shit.
I liked Kerrang! before it started to blow,
Even Metal Hammer and Rock Sound have gone emo,
So please give me a magazine,
which isn't yet hardcore or scene,
Some bands for all the real teens,
From Metallica to Wednesday thirteen,

Heroes:

THE CRIMSON CHIN. If you don't watch Fairly Odd Parents you won't understand. "HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!"..

My Blog

Lyrics

I just realised I have like nowhere to put my lyrics and I can't be assed making a livejournal or whatever so I'll put them here and update it regularly :) Let me know what you think etc. Distorted Mi...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

Synyster Gates' solos make me happy in the pants.

 I was just listening to some live Avenged Sevenfold, and felt the need to proclaim this. Best guitarist alive I say. And I can say that because Dimebag Darrel is dead (R.I.P. Dime). And I know e...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

What's.With.All.The.Fucking.Full.Stops.?.

I'm sorry but I need to have a rant about this. Okay, we all know emos are retarded purely for their music tastes and dress sense, but they also INSIST on using the worst grammar possible in bulletins...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

A jolly little song/poem about people I FUCKING HATE.

I'm vividly livid and I'm not gunna hide it, Don't try to deny that you were once by my side it's, Getting pointless now, all these reconcilliations, When we know we both wish eachother eternal damna...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST

10 Reasons I Love Alice!

1. She's as forgetful as a goldfish! What a sweet little pot-head she is although I personally do not share her sweet tooth for ze ganj. 2. We've been best friends for -counts on fingers- like 10 year...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

UMm... A QUIZ TYPE THINGY

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me or do n e thing sexual?? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

10 Reasons I Love Hayley

1. She always asks if there's crumbs around her mouth after eating even thought she tries especially hard not to get any! 2. Towards the end of a packet of fags she'll smoke them in halves and ra...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

random shitty poem

I would give my last breath, Just to hold you and be held by you, I would face the epitomy of death, To hear you say you loved me too, I would give my very heartbeat, To tell you it will be alrig...
Posted by Kitty Hazzard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST