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Abi...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

.. Welcome to the Wonderfully Silly World of Abi!
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.. AbigailMartin13
This shit right here is for you.
All your faces I can see.
You all think it's about me.
I'm about to break.
Is this my fate?
Am I still damned to a life
Of misery and hate?
You will never know.
What I've done for you.
What you all put me through.
I'd do it for you.
I could have never lived.
If it wasn't for you.
Hey, I'm Abi, currently living in Lawrence Weston, Bristol. I actually love Bristol, as very uncool as it is to like the place that you reside in. I currently working 23ish hours a week in Makro Wholesale (warehouse-looking building opposite the Vue in Cribbs Causeway), doing cash office (counting and banking the money) mainly because I'm too damn lazy to get a "real" job anywhere else and it pays me money to feed my liver problems. I drink alot, smoke rarely and don't do drugs. Prefer to be in control of myself, you can regulate the drinking :)
I'm really rather pathetic. Crude but not rude. All about simple manners (holding open doors, please and thank you's) and loyalties. Quite dorky when it comes down to it. Will snort rather than giggle. Love talking about the weather and looking at the skies (when I'm not preoccupied with staring at the cracks in the ground). Music is all. I'm silently sentimental. It's those passing hugs, photographed memories, long talks in the park, walks on the beach and silly times at your house that I appreciate. I'm loyal and trustworthy, but don't mistake that for a flaw... you would soon enough know it if you crossed me. Mainly because Jodie will kick your ass :P
THE POINT OF THIS MYSPACE:
Set it up to get information about bands, upcoming gigs etc. And it has served it's purpose. But I do use it for friends too. When I say friends, I mean FRIENDS. As in people that I know in real life. I'm not stuck in that cyber world that is killing off the youth of today.
Oooh and I'm aware that I'm not totally skinny or totally hot, particularly in my pictures, but my pictures are there as captured memories, not to sell myself to some wanking male at the other end of a keyboard. Classy, no?
LABELS:
Yes I know you are more goth, more punk, more emo, more industrial, more skater, more jitter, more alternative than I am... I seriously don't give a fuck about labels, I'm alot more interested in how genuine a person someone is, rather than the clique. That kinda wears thin as time passes you by.
FRIENDS.
Yea cliched once again but my friends are actually the best. They don't seem too bothered that I spend more than 20 hours a day moaning about something or ranting about something they are not interested in. They have the patience of saints and the manners to go with it. Just to let all the friends (old and new) that I really do appreciate you, even though it might not seem like it at times.
CONTACT:
E-mail: [email protected] . Oh that goes for Myspace "friends": I won't accept you because you went to the same school, have big hair, wear eyeliner, totally fancy Dave Grohl or your band were inspired by KoRn. I don't care. So piss off!

My Interests

Drink With My Ice + Jagermeister + Poking My Tongue Out When Drunk + Trying to Wipe Out Products That Are Tested On Animals + Jonathan Davis' Mic Stand + All Things Green And Leafy + Colourful Tattoos + Jack Daniels and Coke + Pinup Models With Personalities and Brains + Music + Good Manners + Being A Ridiculous Drunk + Lush Cosmetics + Wednesday 13 + Friends + Dreams Of Being A Rockerrrr + Animal Rights but Not Activism + Red Heads + Real People + Nice People + Regional Accents + Whole Bands, Not Just Front Men + Honesty + Open Mindedness + Singing Although I Can't Sing + Big Shoes + Big Hair + 2000's Trashy Music + Drummers + Zombies + Bristolians + Black Comedy + Not Giving A Shit About Perceptions + Alt Guys + Alt Girls + The Death Of Emo + The White Grotto + Vodka + Icecubes + Walking In The Rain + Jonathon Davis + Blaise Castle + Media Studies + *Real* Tim Burton Fans + Sincere People + Myspace + Tattoos + Candid Pictures + Gigs + Rockstars Who Meet Fans + Chad I Ginsburg + Piercings + Smokers + My Mum + The Effect of Alcohol + Hair Extensions + Not Being Forced To Belong + Traditional English Countryside + Leather + Lime Green And Black + Hairdye + Drinking Alone + Being Noticed + Red and Black Latex + Steve Haley + England + Eyeliner + Amateur Photography + Memories + Being Able To Look Back And Say You Have Improved + Pebble Beaches + Washington D.C. + Vegetarian Food + Wrigley's Extra Peppermint + Lipstick + Candid Photgraphs + Wearing So Much Makeup It Makes Chavs Ask Which Gender I Am + The Simple Things In Life + David Eric Grohl + Simple, Yet Occasional, Flattery + People Who Believe But Don't Expect + The Hours Spent In Callum's Car Singing Til Death Do Us Party and Girl All The Bad Guys Want + Corsets + Having Pretend Engagements + Marrying Jodie In Vegas + Red Bull + Relentless + Shyness + Lunchtimes Spent On The Waterfront + Relentless + My Plants + Romanticism + The Song "Times Like These" Played Acoustic + Environmental Awareness + Coastal Areas + Butch hairy men in fishnets + Those Who Don't Take Life Too Seriously + Depending On People + Attempting To Help But Failing + People Called Dave + Greenpeace + Daydreaming + Meeting Lovely Musicians + Fucking Your Mum.

I'd like to meet:

Genuine, sincere, interesting, intelligent people and musicians who take the time out to talk to their fans and friends.

No groupies. I really don't like groupies. Or "Metalheads". It's boring and too macho... just seems so overly macho... in denial much? Shut up and fuck off. Enjoy the cheesier things in life yea? Thanks.

Fictional character you say? Roy, The Toxic Boy! Jack Sparrow... me and him have some stuff to err talk about. Wolverine. Severus Snape (Oh yes, especially doing the Timewarp KATIE!). Jack Skellington. Mrs Lovett from Sweeney Todd (yes, I know I'm veggie... but she is THE shit) and errr the Murderdolls... They're fictional right?! Oh shit no, I've met three of them so I'm guessing not. Fuckitt

As for relationships, I need an honest alt guy who plays an instrument, "rockstar with a streak of nice" that is into fat and ugly birds with little-to-no self esteem, can handle constant bitching and moaning. Yea, I know I must be fuckin' dreamin'...

Music:

I Love My Mainstream Mix, And Will Fight For It

My IPod Playlist At The Moment Revolves Around:

The 69 Eyes
AFI
AntiProduct.
Backyard Babies
Bloodhound Gang
CKY
Clutch
Cradle Of Filth
The Cure
Daniel Lioneye
Deathstars
Deftones
Dope
Foo Fighters
Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13
GG Allin
Gnarkill
HIM
Korn
Metallica
Mindless Self Indulgence
Misfits
Murderdolls
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Placebo
Probot
Queens Of The Stoneage
The Ramones
Rudy+Blitz
Slipknot
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Stone Sour
System Of A Down
Tenacious D
Trashlight Vision
Turbonegro
Wednesday 13
It's really hard to make these lists...

Movies:

I'm not that huge a fan of films, short attention span you see.
I love all things cheesy and horror.
Zombies are the best!
The South Park Movie.
Sweeney Todd
28 Days Later.
28 Weeks Later.
Tim Burton's A Nightmare Before Christmas.
Jackass the movie.
Evil Dead.
Evil Dead II.
Army Of Darkness.
CKY Productions.
Night Of The Living Dead.
Dawn Of The Dead.
The Devil's Rejects.
Haggard.
Cradle of Fear. (seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen).
Edward Scissorhands.
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.
Saw Trilogy.
Shaun of the Dead.
The Lost Boys.
X-Men Triology.
Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
The Shining.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Ed Wood.
Tim Burton's Vincent.
The Crow.
Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton's Big Fish.
Sweeny Todd.
Wednesday 13's Weirdo A Go-Go.
And I FUCKING LOVE music dvds, although they are no substitute for the real fucking thing!
Yea, I Know, I Have A Tim Burton Problem. And A Trashy-Horror Problem Too. I Just Have Issues. Deal With It, Yo.

Television:

The Munsters. The Simpsons. Scrubs. Futurama. Family Guy. Doctor Who. South Park.

(IF TV CORRUPTS THE WEAK MINDED, JUST IMAGINE WHAT MR MURDOCH AND MYSPACE CAN DO)

Books:

Short attention span... Too fuckin' stupid for books! I went to 2 of the worst schools in Bristol, one of which was so shit they shut down. And the third I got my ass bullied out of haha. It's not funny

Heroes:

My Mother... Mainly for living with me, my dad and Kirstie and still remaining almost sane.

All of the people that make it through everyday life without ruining someone else's life. Which is increasingly rare.

Musicians that actually give their fans the time of day.

It's the simple things in life that make it so much easier to deal with. Fuck I'm getting sentimental in my old age.

My Blog

I Love Girls But...

Why are you all such sluts lately? I swear girls are now actually worse than guys for wanting one thing and being seriously fucking shallow. I'm as anti-male as any other weird lame hating girl is, bu...
Posted by Abi... on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

This Website...

http://jesus-is-savior.com/I just need to get this all off my chest, ignore it if you don’t agree, I guess. I only stumbled across it because Jodie sent the list of Devil’s music that I li...
Posted by Abi... on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST

Things Look Better Today

I am no longer under investigation in work.Am seeing AntiProduct at the Keller next month!Then Wednesday 13 a month later in Cardiff!Then Jonathan Davis a month later in Oxford!HOW COOL! That’s ...
Posted by Abi... on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST

FUCKIN RARRR

OMG i am so fucking mad. fuck the spelling and typos and fucking grammar but im so fucking pissed off. what the fuck is it with HUMANITY?! everyones so fucking stupid. im so fed up of fucking trying t...
Posted by Abi... on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:54:00 PST

The Korn Blog

Ok, first of all I will list the problems that surrounded this gig: I's on the same day as my geography retake, Rhia gets ill, I can find no one to come with so parents get pissed off with me, up unti...
Posted by Abi... on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

Some higher being hates me...

You all know I don't believe in and God, luck, fate, karma or anything like that. Life is a matter of chance or control of circumstances. So why the FUCK am I forced to choose between what I love, and...
Posted by Abi... on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

Important Decisions, Please Help

Ok, the time has come (again) for me to make important decisions about my future. Yes, I'm talking about UNIVERSITY!!!! Ok, my first point is, I will be going to UWE if I go anywhere. I like Bristol, ...
Posted by Abi... on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:13:00 PST

Tis My Birthday Next Month...

Should I do anything? Or stay in or work? What the hell is there to do these days? I think I need to meet up with most of you and this seems like a good enough excuse so if anyone's interested, please...
Posted by Abi... on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE PILE OF SHIT WEEK

Ok so here is my week: I am relaised what a twat of a mistake going back to college was, im bored, frustrated and nearing insanity. I dont know anyone, nor particularly WANT to know anyone. I have no ...
Posted by Abi... on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:32:00 PST

The Sun Makes Me Loopy

Makes me reasonably schizo..... Hyperactive. Scatty. Chatty. Sympathetic. Appreciative. Soppy. Flattering. Full of Compliments. Smiley. Sociable. Want to be Outside. Want to be Drunk. Want to be ...
Posted by Abi... on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST