**Magma**

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. Basics...My name's Jess AKA Magmaaaaaaaaaa. My favourite colors are black and red, simply coz I look fuckin' hot in them!!! I am The Spawn Of All Evil And Those Who Incur My Mighty Wrath Will Have Their SoulS Devoured By A Hundred Angry Werewolves...MWHAHAHAHAHA I live in Portishead. It sucks. We have estate agents and chavs, and old people. Old People who look like they should be dead by now. I go city of Bristol college doin A-levels...Well I say "doing" them I actually do VERY VERY little work so I'm more "failing" my A levels really. I like to have fun and if that fun involves making tonnes of noise, huge ammounts of alcohol, being insanly stupid or doing things that can be a bit dangerous then all the better!! I would put something on here about being "just me" but I won't coz to be honest I have no fuckin clue who I am anyway... I'm not really even half as selfish as I pretend to be...honestly I can be kinda sarcastic sometimes, it may be the lowest form of wit but it's also the most satisfying. I like to make other people laugh, and things that make me laugh. I go from totally hyper and insane to sulky and pissed off within about 5 minutes... I live on a sort of small farm with everything from dogs to a baby ostrich called Vincent. Well That was true, Vincent's dead now, coz ostriches do that sometimes. I play drums, and have been for about a year. It's a great stress reliever, there is NOTHING more satisfying after a lousy day than just coming come and SMASHING a cymbal with all your strength til the windows rattle. I practise a Korean martial art called Tang Soo Do and I'm a green belt, which is half way to black belt so basically I can kick your ass!!! I have a fairly major caffeine addiction. Red bull, Boost, Red Rooster, Kick it's all goooood. But I can't drink Relentless anymore, too sweet...and green! YEY for new giant red bull cans :D I'm not entirely sane and life is more fun as a result. WOOT! I have a little brother called Tim who although he can be annoying I don't beat up as much as I used to. I'm scared of spiders and wave machines in swimming pools. I know the second ones kinda weird but they're just freaky!! Big black holes in the wall just full of dark water *shudder* I write stuff and draw when I'm bored. By drawing I mean doodling in class and by writing I mean lyrics and the occasional story. Not gonna say anymore since the second I re-read something I've done I hate it. I'm having driving lessons and I have yet to kill anyone which I guess is something. Basically I've passed my theory but you wouldn't want to get in a car with me. I'm into anime at the moment, as everybody seems to be. Generally I just like stuff that's funny but pretty soon spirals down into angst and dark shit. Main favourites right now are Fruits Basket and Gravitation so if you've watched either you'll know what I mean. Also Yami No Matsuei Rocks!!! Muraki is the coolest man in ANY anime! I'm single and happy 'bout it, I'm not into being serious about stuff...plenty of time for that when you're older. If you wanna spot me sometime I spend most of my Saturdays either on college green or the MIGHTY Brandon hill...WOOHOO FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING!!! If ya see me around say hi, I don't bite...unless ya want me too. I tend to zone out sometimes, so don't be offended if I seem like I'm somewhere else while talking to you It is my firmly held belief that adults have absolutly NO idea of logic. Also that the police, council and 90% of the population have No sense of humor!!! Some of my weirder hobbies include burning stuff, playing with candle wax and collecting road signs. I like strawberry lipbalm a LOT more than i should, I swear I am one step away from eating a stick of it. Also I used to buy those strawberry smelly pens and just sniff them Constantly. I love my Nintendo DS, Mario and Sonic rock my world!!! Also Monkey Ball is one of the trippiest and most frustrating games ever but it is just SO much fun! Certain things piss me off and when they do I VERY rarely keep quiet about it. Like people who turn their myspace pages into blank white spaces with TINY boxes with font so small nobody can read it and nothing but a single pic of you. I mean COME ON what the HELL is the point? Myspace profiles are meant to be ABOUT you not a blank white space, if people wanted that then they could stare at Microsoft Word for hours on end ok, it's boring! I like random meaningless discussions and conversations that don't go anywhere. I have great memories of me and my close friends sitting in my living room at 3am the day after new years talking about life, philisophy, psychology, just whatever came to mind. Also hours spent talking utter crap on the floating raft in the marina :D Not everything makes sense so what's the point of trying to force it...let ur mind flow dude! Yeh I still say dude, and howdy lol. I talk alot, especially when drunk, due to some misguided notion that people are interested in my life. I dunno if people actually are but hey no big deal, I rarely listen to anything I say so I'm not too bothered if you do. Just don't flat out ignore me, that PISSES me OFF!!! New addiction, MARIO KART DS!!! Luigi has a surprisingly speedy vacuum cleaner! I have now decided that this section is WAY too long and if you've bothered to read this far you must either really love me or be bored out of your mind. If it's the first then YEY, if it's the second get a life there is a world away from myspace.Oh yeh and this is my tiger Royce, I have a tiger poster on my wall and he's called Dante. My mates'll know what I'm talking about...
Yeh...and random quiz results...What Sort of Killer Are You?You are a maniac killer.It doesn't matter who they are and what they have or haven't done. You still want to kill them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun. Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe you have some sort of mental problems or you are this way because of previous deep scars, only you know. But now you are sadistic and maybe you only like to see a special group of people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are not the most social person in the bunch and people think you are weird. That bothers you somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself with daydreaming about killing them. After all, they have no idea what's coming.Main weapon: Explosives and torture equpiment Quote:"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang Facial expression: Wicked smileYour Gravitation Character Is...You're most like Claude Winchester aka Mr.K! You're a highly sucessful manager who likes threatening his clients into top performance. You just keep doing your thing and I'll... uh... wait over here....YEY for home made cider, random friends and webcams!