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Alice McFucker

I LOVE LIFE AND EMOS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

About Me

When I was young and had no sense I took a pee on an electric fence, it tickled me prick and shivered me balls and made me shit me overalls!A VARIETY OF AMUSING ANIMALS TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY HELIUM IS FUN!

My Interests

history, old places, reading, my tom, green tea, nature, derelict buildings, getting foolishly munted with my mates, creativity, festivals, messy nights out, tripping my wank off

Music:

DevilDriver, Machine Head, Arch Enemy, Fear Factory, Nile, Pendulum, Aphex Twin, Tchaikovsky, Bach, Rachmaninov, many many more

Movies:

Leon, Natural Born Killers, Gangster No. 1, Freeway, Lock Stock, Snatch, Run Lola Run, City of God, Festen, Ichi the Killer, Goodfellas, Apt Pupil, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Battle Royale, The Green Mile, 28 Days Later, The Shawshank Redemption, Pan’s Labyrinth, Chopper, Romper Stomper, American History X, Interview With The Vampire, Sin City, Man Bites Dog, The Edukators, Cannibal the Musical, Orgazmo, Basketball, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Borat.

Television:

SOUTH PARK, MY NAME IS EARL, SIMPSONS, THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW, WIFESWAP, WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, WEAKEST LINK.

Books:

Gormenghast, Battle Royale, The Shining, Salem's Lot, The Green Mile, Geisha of Gion

Heroes:

THE BADASS FUCKERS IN MY FAVOURITE BANDS! RESPECT TO YOU ALL!

My Blog

I FUCKING HATE HARDCORE KIDS!!!!!

HARDCORE KIDS REALLY REALLY PISS ME OFF!!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO 'METAL' WHEN ALL YOU DO IS PUT A BAD NAME TO IT.  ALSO THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE SO DAMN FUCKING COOL AND THAT YOU KICK EVERYO...
Posted by Alice McFucker on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHAVS AND EMOS!

'k.a.e.a.a.c.' EVERY METALHEAD HAS A DREAMTO SEE AN EMO WRITHE AND SCREAMANOTHER DREAM THAT WE ALL HAVEIS TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF CHAV COME NOW FRIENDS - WE DON'T ASK MUCHWE'LL KILL OFF BURBERRY AND...
Posted by Alice McFucker on Sat, 06 May 2006 06:52:00 PST