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About Me

Masterbitches Are four sluts On Ket With A Punk Mentality
We find enjoyment in stately gardens
We thrive on rare and Unique, multi flavoured fruits
Hungry Bitches raped Master Made Me New.
This is our abortion.
Loves it.

BAKE US THAT FUCKING CAKE

Death By Spar Bag

MasterBitches playing The Exorcist

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Graham and Matthew playing rape

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/4/2008
Band Members:
We Are Made Up Of Four Festering Placentas
Naturally Each And Everyone Of Them, Incomparable:

Amy Clarkson - Keyboards and Vox

Graham Mercer - Guitars and Vox

Matthew Reynolds - Synthesiser and Backing Vox

Philip William Doran - Drums

Influences:

Boring Bands

Matthew's twin sister Milly

Hair products

Glam Jan

Enhancements

Gay love and Riot Grrl

Obesity

The Idea of The Celebrity

Socialite-izm

Capitalism

Social etiquette

Smoking Behind The Local Spar

BIG HAIR

Beth Ditto

Thin Lynn

Sue

Phil

Ally Clark's imcomporable face

John the scone

John Waters

Bold Street

Pornography

Mass Murder

Kathleen Hanna

Brody Dalle Moments

Linda Blair circa The Exorcist

Teenage NEON Faces

Murder of any kind

Amy's Shed

Matthew's face

Stephen Hawkins

Joss Stone's Flakes

LIVING LEGEND Liza Minnelli

The incomparable Megan Griffith

Stately Gardens

Barfly smoking area

Cinderella getting ragged by her sisters

Magazine Speak

small minded civilians

Christmas in august

Rosebuds

The Comic Genius Of Titanic
Sounds Like: couple , cunt , ex , girlfriend , moaning , pussy , rough , wet , young

'WHY IT'S A GREASE LIGHTENING'
Record Label: Unsigned

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