Mostly monkeys, dogs, Pop Tarts, and Wheat Thins.
Not necessarily in this order: A sugar mommy, Jessica Alba, Elvis Presley, Terry Funk, and lots of hot sexy mamas.
Anything and everything! (almost)
Too many to mention these days thanks to Blockbuster Total Access, but if it makes me think or has badass monsters in it, chances are that I'll like it.
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Penn and Teller's "Bullshit", Our Gang/Little Rascals, just about any old game show (Match Game, TPIR, Card Sharks, Sale Of The Century, etc.), My So-Called Life, old Hanna-Barbera cartoons (Super Friends, Thundarr, Space Ghost, The Herculoids, etc.), Pee Wee's Playhouse, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, wrestling, Saturday Night Live (sometimes), those ridiculous MTV shows that suck me in (Sweet 16, True Life, Made), Three's Company, Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley, Cheers, random shows on The Discovery Channel and The History Channel, anything to do with "The World's" or "America's" funniest/most amazing/most dangerous videos or car chases, whatever is on the Spanish stations, probably more that I can't think of right now
Abdullah The Butcher, Necro-Butcher, Sam The Butcher. Pretty much anybody with "Butcher" in their name.