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Lainie

In Tits We Trust

About Me

I'm the proud publicist of Penthouse Magazine and I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have found just the right place for me. Been in the adult industry since age of 22 and can't imagine doing anything else, or anything else where I actually get paid anyway. I'm also a writer, I have a monthly column in both Penthouse Magazine and Girls of Penthouse, wrote a chapter for the book Naked Ambition and will be publishing my first entire book through Quiver Publishing called Threesomes: For Couples Who Want To Know More (wink, wink). Got great family, great friends, great apartment, what can I say I'm just the Hippie Golightly of New York City.

“Threesomes” by Lainie Speiser is available October 2007 from Quiverand can be ordered on amazon.com

Porn Star Mania June 20, 2008



Cat O' Nine Event, June 22, 2008

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My Interests

Anything thats different, interesting and edgy. I love movies, music, books, magazines, vintage clothes, platform shoes, clubs, cool divey bars, restaurants, places where I can smoke cigarettes in the tri-state area, happenings, galleries, museums, arthouses, the occasional murder/looting spree.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet anyone connected with the media that is interested in my gorgeous Penthouse Pets on whether its radio, television, print or web. I love my sweet girls so much, they're a great bunch of young ladies, all smart, all sexy, all nothing but fun, fun, fun. We tour all over the country so if you're interested in having me and my pack of merry Pets in your town, definitely let me know, we bring the party everywhere we go.

Music:

I'm a rebellious New Jersey working class rock n roll girl. I'm a Beatles freak first and foremost. After thats its all British invasion stuff, The Stones, The Who, The Kinks and Cream. I also love R&B -- I'm really big on Stevie Wonder and Etta James. I love all music from 70s, Glam, Disco, Soul, Punk, Rock you name it, its the decade of everything sacred to me, including platform shoes. For the newer stuff I love Stereolab, Belle & Sebastian, The Scissor Sisters, Fatboy Slim, The Pharcyde, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul

Movies:

Anything and everything indie. I'm a movie nut and it would take me too long to tell you everything. I love Mike Leigh especially, I'll watch anything he does. I also love old movies from the 30s and 40s for the beautiful clothes and hair. Freaks by Todd Browning would be on my top five for sure. I love Robert Altman's stuff from the 70s. I love crazy, gross out comedy, the lower grade the better. I love ..aries like Grey Gardens and An American Movie. Horror is always cool with me. Spinal Tap still makes me laugh my ass off.

Television:

If there's any kind of profile on serial killers, mental hospitals or any criminal activity you best believe I'll watch it. Otherwise I'm into The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Deadwood, everything on Adult Swim and a lot of stuff on Animal Planet and Court TV. Oh and Project Runway, thats like watching porn for me!

Books:

Its very extreme. I love the homespun goodness of Anne Tyler but I'm also a hard core Charles Bukowski fan. I have about six bookshelves in my home, so yes I read a lot of everything.

Heroes:

John Lennon, Charles Bukowksi, my Mom (who gave me attitude), my Dad (who gave me a philosophy) and my Sister (who gave me style).

My Blog

My Lesbo Prom

Its prom time and although I usually scorn traditions, I kinda dig seeing kids get excited about it, try on dresses, get into limos, all that stuff. I've been wanting to throw a "Penthouse Prom" for y...
Posted by Lainie on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:10:00 PST

Review For Threesomes

From www.sexherald.com. Its a pretty good review, she seems to get me. ..TR> ..TR> Title: Threesomes for Couples who Want to Know MoreAuthor: Lainie SpeiserPublisher: Quiver BooksPublish Date: 20...
Posted by Lainie on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

Today In Porno History...

Today, February 25th, is a big day in porno history. Its Pet of the Year 2006 Jamie Lynn's 26th birthday. Jamie Lynn is one amazing young lady, when I grow up I want to be just like her. There are a ...
Posted by Lainie on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:13:00 PST

Sex Drive

This week I received a copy of the coffee table book, "Sex Drive: Fantasies in Flesh and Steel" by Allen Jake Bronstein. It's a book for guys who are really into fancy sports cars and will be further ...
Posted by Lainie on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:20:00 PST

Better Red Than Dead

Last week I decided to take a break from porn peddling in search of finding a Middle Eastern cart that sold Falafel (oh how i love it). Upon leaving 2 Penn Plaza at the back end I immediately heard th...
Posted by Lainie on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

Threesomes

I'm psyched as hell because I just looked through the galleys of my upcoming book Threesomes: For Couples Who Want To Know More published by Quiver. I have to be honest, all these years when&nbs...
Posted by Lainie on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST

Sensitive People Can Go Fuck Themselves

What does it mean to be a sensitive person? I consider myself a sensitive person because I am moved and react to everything around me. It can be as silly as shopping at the A&P for Propel and&nbs...
Posted by Lainie on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

Put On Some Panties Please

One of my newer girls, Penthouse Pet Erica Ellyson, proudly proclaims she's "Bringing the bush back" when the radio hosts who interview her notice she's got a nice, neat thatch of dark pubes on her co...
Posted by Lainie on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST