PHREAKO PHUCKIN SUAVE AND HIS HOMEMADE WINE!!!

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What about me? What kind of question is that? O.k., how about this? When I was 18 years old I was electrocuted by 7,620 volts, died, fell 30 feet, hitting the ground not only started my heart, but it also broke my pelvis in 5 places, all on Easter Day, after all that, was then flown on a helicopter to a local hospital where they stabilized me as best they could, then back on the helicopter to the airport where they put me on a "LifeFlight" jetplane, I was then flown to Seattle, then another helicopter to Harborview hospital where I spent 2 weeks in the "Burn Ward", in which time all my burns were 95% healed, WITH NO SCARRING!!, except where they had to cut 3 1/2 pounds of barbequed muscle out of my thigh just above my left knee, and skin graft the hole that was left, leaving it looking like a shark took a big bite out of it. Oh, my pelvis on the other hand, they couldn't use pins, screws, casts, or anything to hold it all together while it healed...they just set it as best they could, and sent me home with all these hardcore narcotic pain killers and a set of crutches and said"Don't touch your left foot to the ground whatsoever for 4 months or you will never walk correctly again. Well, the day I got home I sold every painkiller they gave me, bought some pot for the pain, and was walking in a month...Then got caught self-medicating with the pot and was slapped with a felony... Can you believe that shit? Now pot is legal for medicinal use in Washington and I'm still stuck with a felony... Well God keeping me around made sure I was with my Mom when her cabin blew up and I was the ONLY one there and got to save her life for the second time from fire !!! Cooler than shit, huh?