Hate mail! |
Meet Jessica.She's retarded. Here's how I know: I am the Lord Jesus Christ. Also, she sent me a message about the upcoming presidential election.Here it is. Let's get retarded!...
Posted by Jesus on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:51:00 PST |
Hate Mail! |
Persecution is a bitch, and no one knows this better than The Lord. I’ve ended the process of deleting negative messages and will begin posting them in a new blog titled, "Hate Mail". ...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:19:00 PST |
Are you built Ford Tough Enough to Fuck Jesus? |
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Jesus Fucking Christ Compatibility Test Produced by Jesus Christ Compatability Tests, LLC. Name_____________________ Age___ Date________ All test forms will be given to Jesus C...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST |
Memories |
I get asked ALL the time about what I did with my life from ages 12-30, because that time of my life was never recorded. I'm not sure why people care, but hey, I am the freakin messiah...so I gu...
Posted by Jesus on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:54:00 PST |
I love you |
Seriously. I love you. I've never felt this way about someone before. When I'm with you, I...I just feel so alive! I can be myself when I'm with you. Nobody has ever made...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:48:00 PST |
stupid freakin fig tree |
Nothing pisses me off more than when a fig tree doesn't produce fruit--especially when it is out of season. I mean, WTF? I'm the freakin Savior! And the Savior gets hungry. And if I want a freakin pie...
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Divine assistance/prayer requests |
Please direct all of your prayers here. I am a busy deity, but I'll get to you in turn. Till then just try shutting your freakin yapper for once, huh?
Posted by Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
