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Rod Stewart's illigitimate love child

Poison all humans.....Fuck all Robots

About Me


Contact Box Generated from SurfCodes.ComI like rainbows and sunshine and pretty flowers... oh wait, Fuck You!! I'm a bit of a realist and I truly believe that you get is what you give. I've made many mistakes and learned from most of them. I'm aggressive, I'm blunt, and I don't have a problem confronting someone if they disrespect me or one of my loved ones! I'm also very loveable and huggable. Despite my temperamental nature, I'm very nurturing. Something I have learned in this life: Be a quiet storm. If you make moves without creating much noise, you can see what everyone else is doing. I love disco dancing, pegasus riding and amazing myself. My biggest passion is MUSIC. If I didn't have my music, I would most likely shrivel and die. When I take a road trip through my past, there is always a soundtrack playing. I enjoy giving my love to the people who deserve it and for the rest...PISS OFF YOU BLOODY WHORES!!!
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?I am 22% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotComI am 60% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom
Your Personality Profile
You are sexy, powerful, and bold.
You're full of passion and energy...
Sometimes this passion has a dark side.
You feel most alive when you're seducing someone.
You never fail to get someone's attention.
Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper! The World's Shortest Personality Test

My Interests

falling down, watching and laughing as others fall down, going to rock and roll shows, pegasus riding, admiring myself, admiring art, admiring jack, disco dancing, being naked, sticky icky, enhancing my life by having a career, thinking about babies, NOT partying the way that I used too. respecting my body, riding my 21 speed bike like i own the fucking road!! kising my pit bull (Betty) on her tummy, being attacked by my cat (Goose), rain, thunder, lightning, red lipstick, cat eyes, pin-ups, black and white photography, film noire, Scarlett O'Harra, being a bitch and confronting people when they think i'm a spineless twat! making new friends, respecting my old friends. being truly happy and not faking ANY emotion.

I'd like to meet:

Ella and F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Gretta Garbo, Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Cyndi Lauper,Neil Piert, Kurt Vonnegut, Lewis Carrol, Conan O'Brien, the first woman that had an orgasm by herself, Charlie Chaplan, my great grandparents, Liz Frazier from The Cocteau Twins, the person who invented nipple clamps, Phil Anselmo, Ralph Nader, a true psychic

Music:

Stereolab, my bloodie valentine, depheche mode, kenna, my life with the thrill kill cult, the smiths, MC5, love and rockets, acdc, the postal service, the slits, the ramones, bikini kill, le tigre, sleater-kinney, donovan, abba (shut the fuck up). scizzor sisters, the shins, dinosaur jr., siouxie sue and the banshees, the cure, cocteau twins, slumber party, betta band, rush, judas priest, the flaming lips, the velvet underground, nico, nico case, elliot smith, gwar, dead horse, tool...(only because of an ex and ...well..i just kinda got addicted...blah!) the pretenders, the decemberists, nick drake, john denver, turbo negro, muse, Queen, the posies, the pixies, the smithereens, the misfits, david bowie, iggy pop (lust),cat power, CSS, the yeah yeah yeahs, the ravonettes, blondie, quazi, mogwai, guided by voices, portishead, afghan wigs, fatbot slim, tori amos, the cranberries, annie de franco, junior senior, pulp, felt, wire, rev, horton heat, asylum street spankers, southern culture on the skids, social distortion, moxy, roxy music, brian eno, robert johnson, billie holliday, ella fitzgerald, nina (99 luft balloons), divo, kraftwerk, apex twin, rabbit in the moon, radiohead, .....and everything else that does not suck ass......

Movies:

bladerunner, labrynth, pulp fiction, what dreams may come, clockwork orange, stranger than fiction, the secretery, (anything with maggie G.) marathon man, talladega nights, spinal tap, anything by TROMA, lady in the water, the village, signs, eraserhead, mulholland drive, blue velvet, fast times at ridgemont high, drop dead fred, super troopers, hostel, ALL hellraisers....except that fucking retarded one where they are in space, ANYTHING with bruce campbell, the 7th sign, saw 1 saw 2 saw 3

My Blog

Happy happy joy joy

you know....i went through my old blogs and realized that I have absolutely NOTHING to fucking bitch about today.  I mean, NOTHING! I am truly happy. WTF??? Crazy. I woke up today and thought " I...
Posted by Sophistafuck on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

FUCK YOU FALL OUT BOY

OH MY FUCKING GOD!  IF I HEAR ONE MORE SONG/COMMENT/COMPLIMENT ABOUT FUCKING FALL OUT BOY....I THINK I MIGHT EAT MY OWN HEAD. WTF????  THEY SUCK ASS, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. I MEAN, I GUESS I...
Posted by Sophistafuck on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:26:00 PST

BITCH, YOU BETTER BE GLAD IT'S MY B-DAY!

okay, psycho 3rd grader. you really need to get a life. do you realize why  you are always so unhappy and whiny???? well, i'll tell you why.  i'm gonna go dr. phil on your ass. you thri...
Posted by Sophistafuck on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:42:00 PST

hippy fairy windchime land

So, me and nick and jack are driving  down Westheimer Parkway trying to get as far away from fuckville (katy) as possible in the time alloted. i'm zoning out in the backseat...hung over, hungry, ...
Posted by Sophistafuck on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:38:00 PST

Katy whores and their pimp.

Okay, so i've never posted a blog before....because...well...usually it's just someones's meaningles, mundane, sad, attempt at pretending like other people really care about how your fucking day went....
Posted by Sophistafuck on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:11:00 PST