Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts

About Me

LIKES:eating healthier (who knew?),carte blanche hijinx,south texas winters,comedy seizures,watching people have meltdowns, littering,lucky burger,booze, surreal shit, a steady diet of mystery science theatre,feeling playboy fantastic, exploiting mundane situations, going to shitty places, friends that make you shirts that say "tigga please", taking things way too far/DISLIKES: humidity,banality,ricotta cheese,romance defecits,bad timing and lame white people (i.e. cops and people that have been known to hold up signs that say "one nation, one language"), let's not forget about folks that have guitar hero parties

My Interests

eating,the binz street dynasty (r.i.p.),dancing around naked fresh out of the shower to the wafting homoerotic tunes of pet shop boys,disco naps,absurd amounts of useless tv/movie knowledge from many moons ago, stories from burnouts,spacing out, armchair comedians,exploiting shitty movies, lazy roman sundays, inside jokes,upper tier cheap black comedy, proving once again that shitty situations are a hotbed for comedic wizardry

I'd like to meet:

-bookworms -social retards -people with a stellar wit and of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKTm-RT0m-E oh oh let's also not forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1oMtwmTaNQ

Music:

blur,pet shop boys,pulp,royksopp, slowdive,sisters of mercy,tiga,two lone swordsmen,bauhaus,suede, mazzy star,chemical bros.,desyn masiello,scared of chaka,brian jonestown massacre, jay z,slaves/pleasure forever,jarvis cocker,the zombies, stone roses, underworld,modest mouse,ministry,bronski beat,erlend oye, portishead, hickey,the frogs, echo and the bunnymen, primal scream, MC5,the stooges,ramsey lewis, magnetic fields, dead prez, VU, new order, the fall, biggie smalls, ghost cauldron, soft cell, gza, roxy music, kraftwerk, geto boys, depeche mode, wire, nas, joy division, martini bros. (germany),mixed up in the hague vol. 1 and various other stuff

Movies:

robocop,purple rain, blue velvet,french connection, beetlejuice, dawn of the dead,little miss sunshine, barfly,trainspotting, drugstore cowboy,return of the living dead,rumblefish,caligula, live forever: the rise and fall of britpop, repo man,buffalo 66, hedwig and the angry inch oh and p.s. i'm not a fag, but i love this musical: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opi1da2FzbE

Television:

mystery science theatre 3000 (remember when comedy central actually had comedy? kinda like how mtv used to have music.) oh yeah, and quantum leap as well. also when i feel like getting my awkward jew on, i like curb your enthusiasm.

Books:

bukowski (but not in a bullshit "what's some of your favorite books so i can mention bukowski" kind of a way)

Heroes:

bill hicks,jarvis cocker,joel hodgson,and hakeem olajuwon

My Blog

Nutritious, Delicious, and Playboy Fantastic

So today I want to share an amazing and easy recipe with everyone. It's spinach parmesan tilapia with garlic tomato yellow rice. Ingredients: Tilapia fillet, pepper,1 clove of garlic, Mahat...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

Mindfuck of the Ages

So I was in the break room today at work and saw the promos for Drew Carey as the new host for The Price Is Right. I'm not sure if I slipped into a coma for 10 years or so, but it kinda feels di...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:26:00 PST

Getting my masters in reverse psychology

So these are my waning days in the enchanting splendor that is Montrose. Granted there will be things I will miss, such as seeing signs that say "broke and hungry" and saying to myself, "Weird, ...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST

I Need a Fuckin Hit

Most of you that know me personally know that I am the soon to be former clown prince of the Binz St. Dynasty, but one thing that isn't funny is addiction. I've never been known to be the type w...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:48:00 PST

i dont want my breath to smell like gin

so lately i've been hearing a lot of complaints about how i complain too much. i kinda feel like it's a part of my short comings, but then again maybe it's being positive in it's own right. ...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

spring has sprung (sorta kinda, not really)

so this past weekend a lot has been determined for the future of a lot of things. well let's start with the petty stuff. the rockets yet blew their chances again and roger clemens goes to ...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

thief week

so yes, in the past week i have had my car broken into, my bike stolen, and made a drunken confession i probably shouldn't have made. not to mention i bruised my tailbone on a bike i borrowed, o...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

dead but not forgotten

this one is short, but i thought of it at work today and thought i would share it. i think it would be a fantastic idea to put "she's lost control" by joy division in a commercial for depend adu...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST

snitches

seriously, nobody likes a snitch. not all pigs. wear a uniform. okay, too much dead prez for me today.
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST

the glossary

epic- anything remotely positive dynasty-much like epic, but involves a collaberation of friends legacy- similar to epic and dynasty, only it lasts for years on end stellar- the median of epic, d...
Posted by Christopher the B.G. Concerto In 27 Parts on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:22:00 PST