sarcasm; misanthropy; feeling superior to the masses; ganja; painting abstract crap or one-word depictions of my mental state since I don't have any real talent; intangible and unprovoked melancholy
Jason wears some hot shoes.
I think it would be nice to bond with the native tribes of South America, they are an attractive peoples and they hang around naked practicing body art
Mount Sims, the Streets, the Rolling Stones, Interpol, Ficsherspooner, Halou, Shiny Toy Guns, the Rapture, the Cure, Soft Cell, the Stranglers, Wu Tang, LadyTron, Elliot Smith, the Faint, Portis Head, the Kinks, Postal Service, Louis XIV, Regeton, Pulp, Beborn Beton, IamX
Dirty Shame, Freeway, Gone with the Wind, Amadeus, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Evil Dead 2 (Dead by Dawn), Royal Tennanbaums, Bottle Rocket, Zoolander, Party Monster
Andrew Zimmer eating all kinds of weird crap all over the globe, seriously, does this guy CONSTANTLY have ass?; Anthony Bourdain's travels, although he's kind of a dramatic and slow-spoken annoyance from time to time; Historical crap about ancient Egypt, especially Akhenaten; And the very intellectual Adult Swim
Sedaris, Bukowski, Patrick McCabe, Dickens, Jane Eyre
Vivien Leigh, Missy Elliott, Hef's girlfriend Kendra!