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DowntownBrown

I befoul myself in the milk of your mother's chichotas.

About Me



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I got all my awesome dance moves from Bryan Ferry.

My Interests

Laughing, talking, joking, thinking, reading, writing, boozing, smoking, loving, singing, dancing and trying not to fuck it up.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not picky.

Music:

Bowie, Dylan, Kate Bush, Yo La Tengo, Pixies, Nick Drake, Roxy Music, The Rolling Stones, T Rex The Kinks, Can, Johnny Cash, Iggy, France Gall, Tom Waits, The Smiths, Jose Gonzalez, Neutral Milk Hotel. I'm pretty open-minded about music. Don't really like Top 40 shit though. Actually, I hate it.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Trainspotting, Todd Solondz, Christopher Guest, The Machinist, Sean of the Dead Johnny Depp, Gael Garcia Bernal, The Elephant Man, documentaries, anything unusual, moving, artistic or funny.

Television:

Anything can be related to an episode of The Simpsons in my head.

Books:

Flaubert, Dumas, Steinbeck, Bukowski, Geek Love, A Clockwork Orange, Irvine Welsh, Thom Jones, Vonnegut, Tolstoy, Poe, Hemingway. The Classics. Contemporary shit. Anything. I really like to read.

My Blog

Dear Muddy,

Dearest Muddy,   My hate is like a fire burning deep within my soul. The only thing can put it out is your hummingbird in my hole.   Yours eternally, with hate, Chelsea  ...
Posted by DowntownBrown on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:26:00 PST

The Happy Jumpers Club

For Jeremy.   We meet up here every week, the Happy Jumpers Club. Standing on the rooftop ledge of an old three-story building that by all appearances should have collapsed or been condemned long...
Posted by DowntownBrown on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:02:00 PST

So macho.

I have a black eye. Ugh! I look like I talked back to my alcoholic husband. This uberdouche hit me in the eye with his big ugly head when he was grabbing my friend's bike out of my hands. He was fight...
Posted by DowntownBrown on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:43:00 PST

Dun dun dah duuun..

I was looking around on here and noticed so many people are getting married.  I've heard most women have this idea in their mind of how their wedding will be: big white dress, flowers, little chu...
Posted by DowntownBrown on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST

Who buys this crap?

I was doing some shopping with The Rat last week and you'll never believe what I saw in a record store...a Kurt Cobain doll.Hilarious. Who actually buys this shit? I mean, besides me, of course. I bo...
Posted by DowntownBrown on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST