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Cristi

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About Me

"Thank god for granting me this moment of comedy, this moment of parody. The world will feel my goof!" First off, let me state that modern day illiteracy bewilders and befuddles me deep within my soul. I mean, come on now! Seriously? There are libraries everywhere! Let me also say Bush SUCKS! Go Green or Go Home! AND...I'M READY TO PICK UP ARMS FOR THE REVOLUTION! ENOUGH TALK! IM DOWN FOR RUNNIN' UP ON THEM CRACKERS IN THEY CITY HALL! The movement's in motion with massive militant poetry! *Cough...* My life is pretty stinkin' fabulous right now! Not because of material things, but because, for once in my life, I am truely happy with all my friends and surrounding acquaintances. I know that they care about me as I care about them. Its about time, too! I've had my fair share of the crazys. I love nice people that exuberate kindness and compassion. Basically, I'm sick of dicks! So if you are gonna shit talk, criticize, and/ or you have a general negative vibe, I DON'T WANT YOU AROUND ME! Don't rain on my parade! But if you are one of the few that are genuine, say hey!!! Other than that, I was raised to have a hustler mentality. I could go an entire day only using rap quotes to communicate and, probably, do so more often than I realize.I miss a ton of people. They know who they are. I'm proud to be a bleeding heart liberal and I love talking about radical politics. "There's no reason for the establishment to fear me. But it has every right to fear the people collectively -- I am one with the people." -- Huey P. Newton"I don't believe Bob Marley died of Cancer. 41 years ago, I would have been a Panther. They killed Huey P. 'cause they knew he had the answer. The views that you see in the news is propaganda." "Nightmares are just nature's cop out." I'd drop anything to play dominoes. I made my own gold teeth.(has anyone seen them, by the way???) I'm left handed (It's simi-debilitating). I laugh a whole lot. Probably at things I shouldn't. I'm what one might call an "armchair" comedian. Everyone I know calls me C-Rae. I'm an Artist. My life kinda revolves around art, but I'm not one of those tortured art kids. I just like to create. I like tattoos, as well. (giving and receiving) I talk a lot too, can you tell??? I'm Pawnee and I'm proud, mother fuckers!!! Kitkahaki and Pitahauerat Bands. I'm a NATIVE. NEVER was a native american! Swear to god hip hop and sketch books were my genesis! Ooo, one more thing..."I put this on my lord, My niece was four when she felt chinchilla."

My Interests



My only interest is stories from burnouts. I also occasionally enjoy...The Revolution; Breakin' up swishers; Pinky Rangs; "Each one, teach one"; low-lows; Power Tools; Minority Uprising; Metals and stones (fuck diamonds though! baby killers.); illustration; urban renewal; Anything and everything Macabre; My Doggies; TCB; FREE CYCLE; Hip Hop and Hardcore; intelligent, and at the same time hilarious, conversations; glassblowing; eaves dropping; roadtrips; I-ching; cannibalism; conspiracy theories; Make up Artistry; meditation; low brow art; primativism; bonfires/camping; El Chupacabra, Spooklight, Bigfoot and any unexplained phenomenon; bike rides at night; impulsive collecting; bringing people down a notch when they think they're cool; Serial Killers; MAXIMALISM; dancing (mostly the robot and/or shakin' it); and high heeled shoes. Honestly though, my only real interest is my love affair with Q-tips (name brand "flavor" only). BRING ON THE COMEDY!

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh; A snake and a critter goin' a'buck wild; Other Pawnees (Chaticks-si-Chaticks); fly Weezy; Car RamRod; Assorted revolutionaries; People who want to get the word out about social change; happy people; Justin Timberlake (don't front like you dont love him too!); Someone to show me how to weld; Nice boys with birdlike noses (the Dickville fetish); American Indian Movement members; Black Panther Party members (or those that support what they stood for); the zapatistas of the EZLN; Craftsmen; Anyone down for the brown (rbg); and quad style Jamskaters (Fuck you "rollerblades," you've always been dead to me.) Ooo...and these two guys, who I would marry in a heartbeat whether or not I believe in "marriage."

Music:

Listing music makes my heart race and then I blank out. I love too much music to delve into, so here is some oral and visual stimulation to give you an glimpse into the wide spectrum that is Cristi's music taste. How's that for a run-on sentence. In yo face english majors!

Down with A N T, Murs and you're not...and I got more rhymes than California got cops! Common makes me happy! My BFF, Aaron is a better musician than you! Listen and take note! Chaz @ the Epicentre
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Add to My Profile | More Videos I REALLY, REALLY like that one song by Head East "Never been any reason." Other than that, my heart beats HIPHOP! I like everything from hardcore to reggae to jazz to punk and everything in between. Music is my soul!

Movies:

Smoke Signals (aye!) 500 NATIONS! Anything with lots of blood and ultra gore. Do the Right thing. Child of Rage. Supertroopers. Slackers. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. High Tension. The Exorcist. Carrie. CB4. Friday. Dancer in the Dark (but I can't watch it without slipping into a day long depression). To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar. Dances with Wolves. Wet Hot American Summer. Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. Of course, Scarface and the God Father (cause I'm a boss!)Eh! Basically, Anything that can hold my attention, which isn't much.

Television:

Intervention and Good Times (my grandma raised me, what?) TATTOO WARS is the shiiiit! Ken Burns documentaries, trashy vh-1 reality shows, Snoopy (The Peanuts) specials, rsu arts showcase, Bob Ross reruns (you can't not love him or you have no soul), Family Guy. aaaand...WONDERSHOWZEN!!! mspobj classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cab s/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="424" height="360" id="dl_f

Books:

I like short stories and essays. I also like true crimes and tales of vigilante justice. Ooo...The Journey is the Destination is pretty visually kickass. Autobiography of a yogi, the four agreements, out on a limb, song of solomon, oh! The places you'll go, scary stories to tell in the dark (steven gemmell you're my hero) I'll read anything. I just need stimulation, but I, usually, am reading 5 or more books at a time and rarely finish any in a proper amount of time...I have A.D.D. shoot me?!

Heroes:

"Lauren Hill said her heart is in Zion. I wish her heart was still in rhymin'," but she's still my hero. So is... Russell Means, Wes Studi, Adam Beach (rrrraarrrhhh! btw!),Bobby Seale, Fred Hampton, George Jackson, Angela Davis, Dr. Ward Churchill, Huey P. Newton, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., My Grandma, Elouise Cobell, the EZLN, Leonard Peltier, Malcolm X, and above all Erykah Badu is my shero!. I'm leaving this deleted video clip of a promotional video for the Black Panthers up as a reminder that racism still exists! " ..

My Blog

Birthday wishes and champange dreams...

For any of you that care...My birfday is in exactly 1 month and 1 week (december 2) and if you're wondering what I would truly want. This is it! Seriously......
Posted by Cristi on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

More nerdy Music Quizzes...yeehaw

Songs In The Key Of Life (Childhood-Adulthood)Song You Believe Your Parents Conceived You To: Wildfire - Michael Martin MurphySong That Best Makes The Soundtrack of Your Childhood Neighborhood Theme: ...
Posted by Cristi on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:54:00 PST

Best waste of a music nerd's time!

Answer these questions using only song titles from one artist..See if you can do it!!Pick an artist: WU TANG CLAN 1.) Are you a male or female?"Can It All Be So Simple" 2.) Describe yourself:"C.R.E.A....
Posted by Cristi on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

Dead Prez speak words of wisdom

You scored as Anarchism. Anarchism 100_font> Democrat 100_font> Green 83_font> Communism 67_font> Socialist 58_font> Fascism 42_font> Nazi 0_fo...
Posted by Cristi on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

Its because I'm Native...

How did they know??? . You scored as Inhalents. Sniffing chemicals you found under the sink again? Tsk tsk! This will lead you nowhere, and your high will only last a few minutes, or even seconds. ...
Posted by Cristi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST