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Xi Muoi

I'll eff you or eff you up!

About Me

Miss Estella's my name and partying's my game. haha!

I eat, sleep and drink. I'm also a hater and a snob. I won't talk to you, but I sure as hell will make fun of you. My propensity towards violence is amplified, intensified and multiplied when I drink. Don't think I won't ram my shoe up your ass.

I don't like people who dress like old people when they're not old people. I don't particularly care for the "cool" people either. Like, I'm too name-something-here to think you know anything about it. I don't prefer hippies, in fact, they irritate me a lot. I despise teenagers...I shake my fist at them... I roll my eyes at scenesters. I do things that amuse me or things that I care about doing. Don't look at me funny because I don't "look" the part. If I display anything that lets you "read" me, then I intentionally put it there. It wasn't an accident. I think it silly that people revolve their lives around things like a specific genre of music or diet or some inane subculture or whatever. How utterly boring. It's possible to have multiple interests and different facets and those things just happen to be some of your interests. I suppose it's safe to be knowledgeable in one topic instead of having to learn multiple subjects. Whatever.

It's most unfortunate, but I probably dislike you. I probably think you're fat. Or maybe ugly. Or I probably am thinking about how you say asinine things and about how stupid you are. But mostly, I probably think lesser of you because your ideology disagrees with mine. I'm very egocentric. Perhaps I'm being sarcastic. Perhaps I'm not. Maybe you think I'm insecure. Or maybe I'm observing the world around me. Maybe I have a bad sense of humor. But really, it's hard to tell until you meet me. If I let you.

Think I'm mean? It kinda says so in the second sentence. I'm just weeding out the ones I don't want to waste my time on. I'm getting on in my years, and getting grumpier as I go along. I'm actually otherwise sorta pleasant if you get to know me. I like to be amused and have a good time.

It's all about the rocking and the rolling and the sexin and the drinkin.

My Interests

Kicking things, pinching nerples, music, movies, shoes, more shoes .

I'd like to meet:

People to play with me. Things that are alive. I'm tired of meeting dead things.

Pretty boys and rock stars.
Yeah.
I'd like this guy to rub my feet:

While this guy feeds me potato chips:

And this guy entertains me with My Fair Lady songs on the piano:

While I chat about food with this guy:

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to boink any of them. I just think it'd be a funny situation.

Music:

Louis Prima, T Rex, David Bowie. Glam Rock, The Cramps, Classic Country, Rockabilly, Rock'n Roll, The Cars, 80's pop, SynthPop, Stray Cats, The Ramones, The Clash, The Adicts, A lot of old punk rock stuff and so on and so on. My musical tastes tend to revolve around 70's-80's rock stuff. New York Dolls, Dogs D'Amour, Cheap Trick, Poison, etc. Turbonegro, Toilet Boys and the likes, dare I say, garage rock...haha...stuff like that..... and Busta Rhymes and OutKast and Wu-Tang Clan... That's it for names. I'm not gonna list everything I have or heard. I do think there is something to be gotten from most types of music, though. Except the mindless crap that is pop, I'm glad you figured out the formula for mindless teenagers and annoying people.Currently amusing me:

Movies:

HERO, The Women, Film Noir ones, Audrey Hepburn ones, Wong-Kar Wai ones, David Lynch films, Ones that have John Cusack, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and various films that were made during studio era times.

Television:

King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Sex and the City,That 70's Show, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, Twin Peaks, The Brak Show, Absolutely Fabulous,Martha Stewart Living and anything on the Food Network

Books:

Emma and Jane Austen in general, Dashiell Hammett ones and Raymond Chandler ones and other Pulp fiction ones. Non-Fictional and things "they" think you shoulda read by the time you are in university

Heroes:

Chef Morimoto, Martha Stewart, Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas (http://www.sonyatheblackwidow.com/) Imelda Marcos

My Blog

I ated....

This thing:It's also known as DURIAN!The thing reeks of sulfur, rotten eggs, stinky feet. Yup.And I ate it.It tastes of custard. It's sweet and creamy and rich. It wasn't bad, actually, kinda good....
Posted by Xi Muoi on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST

Facts about Kellie Brooke Haney, aka Slut!

1. brooke is a retard (straight from the horse's mouth herself)2. Brooke is hung like a horse. (she has a horse's mouth, so why not a horse's wang?)3. Brooke is really Mr. Ed.4. Brooke smells of ...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:05:00 PST

B/C I needed to do something inane.

Name: Miss EstellaSingle or Taken: singleSex: femaleSiblings: yes, younger boy one and younger girl oneShoe size: 8Height: 5'7 or soInnie or Outie: innieWhat are you wearing right now?: hoodie and jea...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:53:00 PST

If you had to choose...

Survey:  Chocolate or Vanilla....  Chocolate is yummy, lush and gratifying... Vanilla comes from my favorite plant, totally sweet and I never tire of it...  Which do I pick?  Polls...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 02:17:00 PST

Aww Sheeeeeit....

This blog goes out to my purty ladies who know who they are. I won the game!  And it's only three weeks in!   I amassed 66 Points! whooo!! I think I set too low a goal.  Now I owe ...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:09:00 PST

So I was bored...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Miss Estella LinhBirthday:September 06Birthplace:Hong KongCurrent Location:OklahomaEye Color:Dark ChocolateHair Color:LicoriceHeight:5 ft 8 inRight Handed or Le...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is this me?

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"SeptemberSuave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm baaaaaack

From my lil vacation. It was interesting. I did stuff I normally do anyway and stuff I would never do in a million years, but I endured it anyway. Sometimes there were interesting results. I only ...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SXSW

I was in Austin this weekend for SXSW. It was awesome. I got to see Guitar Wolf and it was totally badassarific. And it was free. And I got to get frontsies and Guitar Wolf himself was totally spi...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Please read before adding me.......

If I don't know you in real life, then don't add me unless you msg me with a valid reason why I should consider adding a complete stranger. I especially don't care if you have 4738927389 people o...
Posted by Xi Muoi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST