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ASA DT

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

A bleeder and a screamer, Broke, bored, boring, stupid, lying talentless dogeater, I snore, small feet, foreskin, fat soft belly, scarred lard, bitch tits, zit scars, jew nose, frizzy dog hair on a lumpy potato head, not easy on the eyes. The only thing harder to look at than me is a compound fracture. Now gimme some money.

My Interests

Sleeping, hallucinating and saving up for a taser. Mischief and bad words, space, the cosmos, wormholes, bigfoot hunting, low rent adventure, circuses, snakehandlers, carnivals, rattlesnake round-ups,treasure hunting, rodeos,UFOs and gokarts. Anvil Launching looks very interesting too. I would also like to sleep in the core of the moon.

I'd like to meet:

People who really want other people to like them and people who really care about the scene. People who like to talk about music and their band. People who fall for their own bullshit and describe themselves as creative and unique even though they are creative only within the set paradigms of creativity such as painters, film makers, photographers, writers, musicians and comedians. I would also like to meet people who also fall for the aforementioned peoples' bullshit. People who write deep soul exposing blogs on live journal and xanga. People with lots of tattoos and think that they are not compensating for their lack of personality. People who wear vests, People with bandanas hanging out of their back pocket, People who wear chuck taylors, aviator sunglasses and do that devil horn hand sign. None of the aforementioned people are fucksticks, no way. Fucking dildos.

Music:

BITCH, GET MY DICK PUMP roll up to the club, lookin' to thug gettin' up on some honeys for some push n' shove alize, hyp, n' hennessy won't stop till i'm poppin' every bitch i see new kicks, new grill, look so fresh i'm stuntin' ain't no time till she finds out how much i'm frontin' this bitch be smokin' hot when i snap her thong but when i tap that ass, somethin' wrong with my dong CHORUS if we gonna get down, first i gotta get it up bitch, get my dick pump bitch, get my dick pump we gon' get this shit crunk, once i get my dick up bitch, get my dick pump bitch, get my dick pump all da tricks be lookin' for some genital conjunction but i'm doomed to disappoint wit my erectile dysfunction so once i know i got all my special ho's attention i gotta tell that bitch to get some vacuum intervention fuck that viagra, enzyte, it's shady now i'm callin the shots like my name's Dick Cheney back in the day, i was a limp dick lothario but damn! that dick pump done reversed that scenario CHORUS BRIDGE SAY LADIES!!! ===breakdown=== in da club, da thugs say i'm an OG playa hata but a limp dick's better than fuckin my vibrator don't need no fur cuffs, no toys, no french tickler just need that pump to turn you into Dirk Diggler CHORUS (fin)

Movies:

Snuff films, Undead, terror of tiny town, Gummo , mad max, Cobb, Barfly, Communion, Bad Santa, Wet Hot American Summer, Kentucky Fried Movie, Grandmas Boy, Cool as Ice, brawlin' broads, lots of Asian cinema and Bollywood, all Bollywood. Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, Richard Linklater, Steven Soderberg, and Cronenberg would serve us better by working glory holes in the appalachians than they would making any more shitass films.

Television:

Carnage

Books:

Dave Tarrs myspace comments and Chuck Klosterman is still a fucking idiot. Here is my to read list. Feel free to buy me any of the following books.The Crying of Lot 49 - Thomas Pynchon,Been Down So Long It Looks Up To ME - Richard Farina and Thomas Pynchon,The Illumanatus! Trilogy - Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson,The Shape of Things to Come: Prophecy and American Voice - Greil Marcus,Quilt Two - Ishmail Reed,Another Roadside Attraction - Tom Robbins,All the Kings Men - Robert Penn Warren,The Ginger Man - J.P Donleavy,Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell,Nation of Drunkards

Heroes:

JESUS, The Wu Tang Clan, the granby colorado dozer man, the san diego tank man, Takeru Kobayashi

My Blog

My Ted Nugent Death Wish

In the event that I live to be old enough to be told that I have an incurable termimal illness I am issuing the following challenge to Ted Nugent: Kill or be killed. My offer is thus: Before my body a...
Posted by ASA DT on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST

Manifesto-a-go-go

Manifesto-a-go-go (Song of the son of the savage land) pt 1There is no world to save. The is no cause to champion. Its all a giant shitpile and your the ass cutting the turds. Every thing from the she...
Posted by ASA DT on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST

Hot 4 Teacher

Hot for TeacherThere is a group of saints in this country today that are being persecuted right in front of our very eyes every day on national TV. People who make dreams come true, people who turn bo...
Posted by ASA DT on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

Forever Mung

Forever MungOk kids its time to put down our childish things. Its time to prioritize our lives and get down to the nitty gritty. Forget about your job. Its going nowhere. Same with all the relationshi...
Posted by ASA DT on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

I didnt write this but I wish I did

I didnt write this but I wish I did. Doug Stanhope wrote it. Read it. Love it. Live it. If You Can't Beat Em, Fuck Em. The Red Sox have won, Bush has been re-elected and Scott Peterson has been fo...
Posted by ASA DT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST