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St. Bartholomew

AKA My Heart's Vagina

About Me

I wonder if during segregation, they had "whites only" laundry mats and if that confused anyone.

My Interests

you get a boner, slap her titties around for a little while, then stick it in and pee in her.

Music:

ween, mr. bungle, secret chiefs 3, sleepytime gorilla museum, mike patton, frank zappa, captain beefheart, estradasphere, drive-by truckers, mojo nixon, pantera, charming hostess, kool keith, blackalicious, the flaming lips, aphex twin, tom waits, meat puppets, tatu, steve earle, peaches, wu tang, outkast, lovage, negativland, prince, the ills, skeleton key, buckethead, dj quik, z-rock hawaii, danubius, taraf de haiduks, cortex bomb, grndNtl brnds, ex-girl, the melvins, kaada, dan the automator, kid koala, handsome boy modeling school, afroman, steroid maximus, the pogues, billy joel, cradle of filth, brazzaville, crotchless leather wheelchair, pelican, big business, isis, prefuse 73, nile, busdriver, old man gloom, johnny horton, hank williams, the jelvins, (or does it explode), fear before the march of flames, high on fire, butthole surfers, john vanderslice, peeping tom, mates of state, css

Television:

I would kill a nun for the complete Get A Life series on DVD.

Books:

Christianity is stupid. Give up.

My Blog

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Pictures
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

AFV is retarded

I was wondering something the other day. I've probably seen hundreds of episodes of America's Funniest Videos and subsequent knock-offs, but I've never seen a video on any of them that featured a reta...
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:36:00 PST

My Second Transformers Post

goddiggitydamn http://students.washington.edu/colin2/breakformers/Video_pla yer_06.html
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:25:00 PST

Honk My Cock

I love Uma Thurman's nose. I want to kiss it and make love to it and stick my cock in its nostril.
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:31:00 PST

For Mitch Hedberg Fans

Just now, I went to Subway. My co-worker had asked me to see if I could get just a piece of bread. I got the bread and they were going to charge me 50 cents. They asked what the bread was for and I sa...
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:20:00 PST

Drugs

Ben's StoryA married man tells how a Viagra sample led him into the grips of dependency and despair. My name is Ben, and I'm a recovering Viagraholic. As of now, it has been 3 years and 2 mo...
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1085 Days and Counting

Transformers I hope it cusses like the cartoon movie did.
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check this freak out

eeesh Brian Peppers
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Norman has Forgotten How to Party

I go to this party in Norman the other night and its fucking boring. I was considering going into the bathroom and top-shelving it, but instead I decide to call Asa and see if he has an interesting st...
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another American Hero

Man Spits in Jane Fonda's Face Now I don't give a shit about Jane's protesting of 'nam or the fact that she fraternized with the enemy, but she is a celebrity. I saw her crying on tv about how she ...
Posted by St. Bartholomew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST