Drinking, eating bbq, touching things that feel funny in dark rooms, eating bbq, smoking cigarettes, getting really drunk and regretting things, naked lady clubs, beer, free beer, crazy people, whacking it, whacking it with friends, whacking it with enemies, whacking it with my enemies friends, eating bbq
Chemically altered people. They tend to appreciate my comedy more than most.
Weezer, Ween, Old 97's, Clem Snide, Clem Snide, Clem Snide, Franz Ferdinand(yes I'm gay), Built To Spill, Spoon, Queen, Cannibal Ox, Atmosphere, MF Doom, Eyedea & Abilities, ELO, Serge Gainsbourg, Brigitte Bardot, Jane Birkin, France Gall, April March, Jacques Dutronc, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Junior Brown, Elvis Presley, Bob Wills, Slim Cessnas Auto Club, Merle Haggard, Ernest Tubb, Hank Thompson, Portishead, Postal Service(shut up, i like pussy music), The Bronx, Electric Wizard, Turbo AC's, Riverboat Gamblers, Dr. Octagon, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Wu Tang Clan, Subtitle, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.
Raising Arizona, Election, Waynes World 2 and 1 (2 is better), Predator, Die Hard Series, Robocop, Godfather, Yazuka Papers, Takashi Miike stuff, Ghost World, Eastern Promise, History of Violence, Serpico, just about any documentary, Dude, Where's My Car?, Oscar, and a million more.
Wonder Showzen mother fucker, Mr Show, Home Movies, Adult Swim, Lost, The Tick (live action series), 24, Sopranos, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels, Maximum Exposure, One Tree Hill, you know, whatever
Autobiography of Malcolm X, World According to Garp, Survivor, Shogun, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Catch 22, Me Talk Pretty One Day, 100 Years of Solitude, You Shall Know Our Velocity! World War Z, Blood Meridian, Confederacy of Dunces, The Known World, Peoples Act of Love anything Haruki Murakami he's really good.
John McClane.