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Nate

Champagne of Dudes? more like Champagne of Douche

About Me

I'm into meats and French pop.

My Interests

Drinking, eating bbq, touching things that feel funny in dark rooms, eating bbq, smoking cigarettes, getting really drunk and regretting things, naked lady clubs, beer, free beer, crazy people, whacking it, whacking it with friends, whacking it with enemies, whacking it with my enemies friends, eating bbq

I'd like to meet:

Chemically altered people. They tend to appreciate my comedy more than most.

Music:

Weezer, Ween, Old 97's, Clem Snide, Clem Snide, Clem Snide, Franz Ferdinand(yes I'm gay), Built To Spill, Spoon, Queen, Cannibal Ox, Atmosphere, MF Doom, Eyedea & Abilities, ELO, Serge Gainsbourg, Brigitte Bardot, Jane Birkin, France Gall, April March, Jacques Dutronc, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Junior Brown, Elvis Presley, Bob Wills, Slim Cessnas Auto Club, Merle Haggard, Ernest Tubb, Hank Thompson, Portishead, Postal Service(shut up, i like pussy music), The Bronx, Electric Wizard, Turbo AC's, Riverboat Gamblers, Dr. Octagon, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Wu Tang Clan, Subtitle, Aesop Rock, and so on and so forth.

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Election, Waynes World 2 and 1 (2 is better), Predator, Die Hard Series, Robocop, Godfather, Yazuka Papers, Takashi Miike stuff, Ghost World, Eastern Promise, History of Violence, Serpico, just about any documentary, Dude, Where's My Car?, Oscar, and a million more.

Television:

Wonder Showzen mother fucker, Mr Show, Home Movies, Adult Swim, Lost, The Tick (live action series), 24, Sopranos, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Mythbusters, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels, Maximum Exposure, One Tree Hill, you know, whatever

Books:

Autobiography of Malcolm X, World According to Garp, Survivor, Shogun, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Last Exit To Brooklyn, Catch 22, Me Talk Pretty One Day, 100 Years of Solitude, You Shall Know Our Velocity! World War Z, Blood Meridian, Confederacy of Dunces, The Known World, Peoples Act of Love anything Haruki Murakami he's really good.

Heroes:

John McClane.

My Blog

Oklahoma Resurrection 9: iPod

So it finally happened.  I bitched about it forever and told myself a million fucking times I wouldn't ever do it but I did.  I got a fucking iPod.  Now I'm the hip kid that forces my p...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection 8: Girlfriend...

I feel a little gay letting all this emotion out, but here goes... I can't stop loving her, even though she continues to just stop.  Yeah, she's a bit old for me but I don't care.  I want to...
Posted by Nate on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection 7: River Jobs

It's been a little while but that's because I'm a lazy piece of shit.  It's hard to impress with boring tales of unemployment and living with your parents at 28.  I finally have s...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection Six: Tulsa Time

Hey fuckers, this weekend brought me to the lovely town called Tulsa.  Amongst other things to see off my good friend Lindsay who's headed to the other side of the fucking world and to celebrate ...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection 5: YARRRRR!!!!

It's been far to long I guess, but here I am again with exciting and wonderful tales from middle America.  Now stop shitting your pants and listen to me, if you want to see a wicked pirate b...
Posted by Nate on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection Four: Europe, Pt. 2

Yeah, so I'm way too lazy to post the pictures on here, but I can link you to Drew's blog and he posted a bunch of hilarious Europics.  I'm also too lazy to tell stories about my trip so that wi...
Posted by Nate on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection Three: Europe Pt. 1

So I know I'm a bit late considering there are only 4 days left in my trip, but it has been amazing so far.  We over ate and blacked out and woke up sore in Vienna.  We learned that hookers ...
Posted by Nate on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection Two: Laziness Wins!

I know you were planning on some kind of exciting trip to Lawrence, KS, but laziness is my new God.  It's had me stay at home without leaving the house, I'd say...oh about 5 out of the last 7 day...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:49:00 PST

Oklahoma Resurrection One: The Dead Babies

Well it's been almost a week back in the great state of Oklahoma and I'm not real sure what to think.  To say that being in Perry is boring would the understatement of the millenia but that's the...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

You wanna know how I know I'm gay?

All I have to say is it involves Keanu Reeves, a vineyard and me still being awake at 6am.  Oh yeah, and a fire too for extra flaming on my part.  If you know what I'm talking about you're g...
Posted by Nate on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST