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Mr. Haveldids and Nots

About Me

I like to be amused. AMOOOOOOOOOSED! I enjoy painting events that "the flatland minds" love, but would refuse to put on their walls cuz the creepiness is too overwhelming. The bible belt gives out some harsh whippings to those who try something different. OH SHEEEIT! My friends and I have art work and music at WWW.THEKND.COM (and) myspace.com/thekndband Please check us out....and OH MY GOD OL'mighty, leave us a tip!...meaning advice or money! FUCCCCYueAH!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'd rather keep the bloody meat store open on weekends...

My Blog

Conversations from passing grass

Can you give us lil packets?    Splenda?SPLENDA!!!***Splendas pink arm reaches toward customer***Can you do my work for me?  ***waitress and elderly couple and ghosts begin pointless laughter***     H...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 05:49:00 GMT

The 1930's Animal Mafia

Diddly didle deeedle dee. God turn off your cell phone. The show turned out to be pretty.  We started off with a rant from an old road kill mafia member, Mr. Haveldids and Nots the bunny.  Then Picket...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:07:00 GMT

Birds in a Pickle Jar

     Mr. Mustache glares into the sun in 3rd person.  This light on aisle two has some beauty, but I can feel my mind steaming out the nostril uncurling my stache.  This thinking apparatus that I ha...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:45:00 GMT

The mind is running on empty loyalty

.................. .. At 2am, I, the lone consumer sit in a well-warmed seat in preparation to observe my surroundings, draw, and twiddle my thoughts onto the ol sketchpad.   Some nights I fi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Cute Ite Ine Diagonale

Cut it in DiagonalThe ceiling lobsters grab on to herwith 20 mouth machine gun noisesAND levitate her.Cut it in DiagonalShe spilled out her failed talentand The ceiling Lobsters refuse to forgive hers...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Gods TV is Fuzzy and The Book Sank.

Imagine a child born lacking any of the senses we are use to (touch, taste, sight, smell, etc.).  Now that you have this "poor" kid stuck in the room of your head what comes to mind?  Do you...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:38:00 GMT

Playing with The Kings

 Playing with the kings It's so hard to admit the loss of time To a coward who left me alone in the sandbox She's smiling from across the ocean now Tied up with her charming jarring unflavo...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:21:00 GMT

The Concerned are in The Past

Lately, I've been doing really well.   My personal fight has been on the winning side and I have no desire to consume ze liquor anymore.  There are actually a few reasons why I have sto...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:18:00 GMT

Liquor and 5 Spare Tires

The circles an old man ponders in a chair with flat tires.  "This will confuse the young children in the morning," He thinks.  "Mother, aliens have visited, come look at the crop circles in...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:20:00 GMT

The Story of Pencil to please the Cartwright..RED WAGON MAKERS!

A sensible idiot once said to God, without penetrating the ears of the Earthly noble, "You are hereby awarded 38 demerit marks for the 2 perishable couches arranged to comfort the back ends of my ass....
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:50:00 GMT