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Madeline:The Myspace Version

I'll be very hygenic when I'm cremated

About Me

You already know my age,location,music/film/tv/book interests,religion,appearance,if I want children and higher education,who my heroes are,the information given in my blogs and who Id like to meet.Man,you've probably got enough information to hunt me down and stalk me,maybe even kill me.You'll start off my being really nice and charming,tell me I'm beautiful .Then a week will go by and you'll start to get really anxious calling my house at all hours demanding to see me,You'll turn up on my doorstep with a rope and a gun.But who knows who I'll be,this is the internet.I could be a 40 year old killer of children with a gun under my pillow and 3 wives,who are also a part of my cult.I could just just snap and one day shoot up a minimart or post office.Frame you for the crime and then get another 3 wives. Why is there an "About Me" section anyways?


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My Interests



My score on The Director Who Films Your Life Test :

Kevin Smith
(Your film will be 46% romantic, 46% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.)

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )1.Love 2.Beauty 3.Money,Many types of music, books,drawing,writing,watching movies,politics,dreams,Japan,EGL,Feminism,Hungary,Czech, Crispin Glover,actors/actresses/filmmakers/musicians/artists,music and film,Pop Culture,classic cars,Patchouli scents,sweets,Activism,fashion dsign,sewing,baking,Psychology,sociology,magazines,Vegetaria nism,crime/drama/noir,anime,comic books,video games,lots of other stuff

I'd like to meet:

This isn't a serious question.

Artists I Support:

Poperratic

Orgy

Imogen Heap

Vast

Juliette and the Licks

Emilie Sinom

Lady Tron

The Presets

Music:

Peter Murphy,Concrete Blonde,Justin Timberlake,Amy Winehouse,Lily Allen,Tokyo Incidents/Jihen,Timbaland,Stereo Total,Serenity/Firefly soundtrack,Tom Jones,Musical music,Sentenced,Relenter,Echo and the bunnymen,The Beattles,Morrissey,Zeromancer,Common,Kanye West,The Smiths,The Pretenders,Killing joke,APC,Tony Bennet,Depeche mode,David Bowie They Might Be Giants,Kylie Minogue Bellamorte,Reggie and the Full Effect,The Avalanches,Stereo Total,MCR, Runaways,Rolly Teranishi,Lunachicks,Son Of Sam,Aphasia,Jupiter Blue,Soundtrack of our lives,Pearl Jam,Mad Season,Pixies,Poperratic,The Mars Volta,Scissor Sisters,some Misfits,Louis XIV,Garbage,ORGY,Elvis Costello,Klaha,Eve Of Destiny,Buck Tick,Iggy Pop,Blondie A.F.I,Deadsy,Dimmu Borgir,Nirvana,C.O.F,Type O,Moonspell,some H.I.M,Amen,Sex Pistols,Otep,Kittie,Amphibious Assault,VAST Rammstein,Projekt and Niliahah artists,Hole/Courtney Love,SOAD,Judas Priest,Interpol,The Verve,The Rolling Stones,The Donnas,Joan Jett,NIN,Le Tigre ,Spoon,Mortiis,Sleater Kinney,Malice Mizer ,Evgeny Kissin,The Cure,Bauhaus,Siouxsie and The Banshees,some Old Blues and Ragtime,Evgeny Svetlanov,Hatebreed,Jack Off Jill,The Doors,Spice Girls,Dresden Dolls,Jimmy Hendrix,Led Zeppelin,Rob/White Zombie,Mellissa Auf Der Maur,Queen,Heart,Mushroomhead,Christian Death,Dir En Grey,Greenday,Lamb Of God,Silverchair,60s,classical,classic,Beats and Pieces on NPR,industrial,alternative,punk,metal,rock,J-rock,J-pop,grun ge,techno,trance,dance,all sorts of mixes and variations of music.Alot of the artists I like are in my freinds list.... ..

Movies:

Some are The Cell,Serenity,Shoot'Em up,Ghost World,Night Watch,Suicide Club,Dellicatassen,28 days later,I Am Legend,Hot Fuzz,Fay Grim,Audition,One flew over the Cuckoo's nest,Strangers with Candy,RENT,Volver,The Bucket List,The People vs.Larry Flint,2LDK,Alphaville,Kamikaze Girls,Saw 3,Domino,Little Miss Sunshine,Breakfast On Pluto, Ma Vie En Rose,Pyrokenesis,Sweeney Todd,Thr Brothers Solomon,Me and You and Everyone We Know,The Devils Rejects,Saw 1&2,Velvet Goldmine,Rocky Horror Picture Show,The Blade trilogy[the 3rd one wasn't so great though..]Natural Born Killers,Walk The Line,Falling Down,Muriels Wedding,American Splendor,Anchorman-The legend of Ron Burgundy,Trainspotting,To Wong Foo-Thanks for everything Julie Newmar,Sideways,Scarface,Blade Runner,Toolbox Murders,Coffee and Cigarettes,Ong Bak the Thai warrior,Long Kiss Goodnight,Clockwork Orange,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Ebola,Run Lola Run,Dr.Phibes,Girl-Interrupted,Returner,Career Girls,The Hours,Death Becomes Her,Rubin And Ed,Pecker,Alphaville,Pieces of April,Cape fear,Fifth Element,Night at the Golden Eagle,Dawn of The Dead[original and remake],Old Boy,first 2 Batman movies,Eraserhead,Love Object,Crash[Cronenberg],Vampire Effect,Heaven is Burning,Ghosts of Mars,Donnie Darko,Million Dollar Hotel,Kill Bill 1 and 2,The Machinist,Resevoir Dogs,About Schmidt,Night of the Living Dead,I shot Andy Warhol,XxX,B.Monkey,Goodbye-Lennon!,Clockwatchers,Laught-Clo wn-Laugh**My favorite actors/actresses are:James Duvall,Emily Perkins,Franka Potente,Crispin Glover,William Hurt,Kevin Dillon,Mia Maestro,Rufus Sewell,Rose McGowan,Macauly Culkin,Paul Giamatti,Vincent Donofrio,Sherri Moon Zombie,Bruce Willis,Johnny Depp,Takeshi Kanishiro,Eva Green,Jennifer Tilly,Thora Birch,Rolly Teranishi,Jennifer Garner,Chiaki Kuyriami,Toni Colette,Julianne Moore,Agnes Bruckner,Patricia Clarkson,Angelina Jolie,Milla Jovovich,Meyrl Streep, Karen Black,Adam Gierashc,Parker Posey,Gwyneth Paltrow[she plays insane better than anybody.seriously]Eddie Constantine,Amy Sedaris,Anna Karina,Kevin Dillon,Devon Aoki,Evan Rachel Wood,Alan Rickman,Emily Deschanel,Morite Bleibtreu,Sam Rockwell,Mos Def,John Leguizamo,Ewan McGregor,Asia Argento,Michael Pitt,Sara Polley,Ving Rhames,Feruza Balk,Cary Elwes,Danny Glover..More **Directors:Trent Harris,Tim Burton,David Lynch,Stanley Kubrick,Jean Luc Godard,Tarsem Singh,Micheal Moore,Rob Zombie,Ridley Scott,Lucky Mckee,Werner Herzog,Crispin Glover,Alexander Payne,George A.Romero,Terry Zwigoff,Tom Tykwer,Antal Nimrod,Guillermo Del Toro,Alex Proyas,John Carpentor,Sono Sion,Danny Boyle,Tobe Hooper,Takaashi Miike,Jim Henson,Baz Luhrmann,more.

Television:

*Firefly*Arrested Developement,Stargate,Stargate Atlantis,Lost,The Office,My Name Is Earl,Terminator :The Sarah Connor Chronicles,Style network,TLC,The History Channel,VH1 Classic,Vh1 Celebreality,Kimora Lee Simmons Life in The fab Lane,Americas Next Top Model,Book TV,Extreme Makeover,Extreme Makeover:Home Edition,etc.When I have TV.

Books:

Kathy Reichs,Douglas Adams,Ann Rule,Neil Gaiman,Anne Rice,David Sedaris,Crispin Glover,Amy Sedaris...Rash,The Portrait of Dorian Gray,Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil,Hunter S Thompson,Louis Sachar,Chuck Palahuniuk,Grace Llewelyn,Michael Moore,Robert Burton,Sarah Vowell,James Dickey,

Heroes:

Jim Henson,Angelina Jolie,Gwen Stefani,Kat Von D,Joss Whedon,Tim Burton,Gloria Steinem,Kimora Lee Simmons,.. ...."You've got to be beautiful,smart,skinny,tall,rich,succesful at your job,married to the right guy-and have genius children.And by the way,you also have to be a nun!"-Salma Hayek [on the unrealistic expectations of women]"You're either a feminist or a masochist"-Gloria Steinem

My Blog

Nothing!

I have no internet. I dont really do much,I hang out with my boyfriend,fight with my boyfriend,spend time in Dallesport getting sleep-deprived adn eating cheese-foods. I have absolutely nothing to say...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:45:00 PST

I’m a big kid now!

I got hired at Hi School Pharmacy,went into the interview,jhad me doa UA right after,next day they called and hired me. YES. Got my very first voters pamphlet in the mail.{You see,the peopple who are ...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:29:00 PST

Normal Party People

Im here in dallesport,with my sisters friend's.Theres this guy "playing" the bass,silently showing off as I see most musicians doing.Acting like theyre just in their own little world,jamming.Actually ...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST

THEY DRINK OUR MILKSHAKE!

My family isnt in a great place at the moment,no one is really with the current state of things. I lost my job a week ago,they gave me my last paycheck at 7 in the morning,$365.89 {I missed a few days...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:55:00 PST

Immobile and mobile

At the moment I am pretty much immobile.In the literal sense. We barely got any gas.yes I know thats not the correct grammar  but thats how I feel like saying it.Its the correct usage right ...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:50:00 PST

Relationship with money/Rumors are a mental disorder.

And its not all good!Taxes! They took over $60 in stupid taxes out of my check,and after 3 months theyre going to take anohter 50 or so for insurance. When my mom said that,I said :Fuck insurance I do...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:22:00 PST

Bag of Tricks

Im not sure what to pull on you.I need a Felix bag of magic tricks to come to the rescue.Id try leather Id try lace.Way to a mans heart is through his stomach?Check that off the list I dont think that...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:52:00 PST

What You Want

I think Im competing in a race,although Im not really trying. Everyone keeps beating me,I feel like I am dying.     I dont have sharp hair,I dont have thick eyes.I dont take anyone by surpri...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:33:00 PST

A little Honesty-Madeline Witherow

When your heart breaks there's an Implosion of knives,They absorb into the blood and seep out through your pores.Skins very fragile,you try to let it out.   I regret my actions when my emotions a...
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:05:00 PST

The legs you stand on and where they’ll get you.

Recently I brought up the fact that these musician friends of Jake have what they have{or will have} because they have Sugarmammas.Especially since theyve all got this "Music first,Girls seco...thir.....
Posted by Madeline:The Myspace Version on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST