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cris penn

Who wants to go backstage to meet Justin Timberlake?

About Me

before you do or read anything else, look at our video we made: http://homepage.mac.com/elfrenetico/nutshell/Darrel.m4v :):):):):):):):):):):)::):):):)):):)::)Worship Jaimie Kennedy! http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmFtYXpvbi5jb20vSGVj a2xlci1KYW1pZS1LZW5uZWR5L2RwL0IwMDE3NjAwRVcvcmVmPXBkX2Jic19z http://myspacetv. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&videoid=33310286Get this widget!CARY JUDD RULES!I want Stevie Gypsy Nicks! BADDDDDNow, My Ultimate Tripper Challenge:video of my being an idiot:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com http://www.PictureTrail.com/gid9660273

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My Interests

My score on The Director Who Films Your Life Test :

Steven Soderbergh
(Your film will be 61% romantic, 31% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.)

Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.

Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

I'd like to meet:

Hawtt Cummerz .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>little loca - oh and crispin glover too. .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..> .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..> I've been searching myspace for the most boring person on earth - I know they are here somewhere. also, a tree made of pussies,rabbits who eat ENTIRE BOXES of straw, people who are into "watchin," people with no chins, girls that act like mice. Very old people. Books with my name on them. Pictures of Amy Smart too!

Music:

Someone punished me when I was young, then I had this accident and now I don't have the ability to love a woman with my body. Perhaps I'm saving the best for last. ..

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Movies:

one hour long home video of guy eating hot tuna melts made up videos in my mind, including- the flying come brothers - the mitch who became bitch -its' not cool to be normal

Books:

Fried Beef and the People Who Eat It by me, and 101 MORE Ways to Drive Your Son Wild in Bed, by Harry Dickalo Wishing I was Me, by Me Me McMee

Heroes:

not Robby Benson or Crispin Glover

My Blog

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When I moved to Chicago I looked around myspace classifieds for jobs. I found someone who had just posteda bulletin on Aug 14th 2007 asking a college student or graduate who had filmmaking skills to ...
Posted by cris penn on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:34:00 PST

what i think

i think that actors should be charged with crimes committed by the characters they play. Like in movies. So, for example, Hayden Christianson would probably face a public stoning for turning to the d...
Posted by cris penn on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:05:00 PST

gotta say it was a good day

If this is my parents, don't read this!What a splended day! All in all great wild times! Slept in till noon, That wasn't so special, but I did sleep, then I went to work but stopped at coffee on the w...
Posted by cris penn on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

my working conditions

we had a holiday party last night for my chicken shack job. we went to the bowling alley and had drinks and bowled. it was boring kind of. no one fought, no one made out, no one even insulted eachoth...
Posted by cris penn on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:29:00 PST

21st anniversary

Today marks the 21st anniversary of the first taping of Pootyhumps. Pootyhumps was the title I spontaineously gave our video sketch group of adolescent hijinks and skateboarding. It was formed with ...
Posted by cris penn on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

Crispin Glover as deformed freak!

Crispin Glover, Beowulf bad guy!: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=95931304Is it thet first time? No, remember Willard?Yep it looks like Crispinio Gloverious h...
Posted by cris penn on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:48:00 PST

RODE TRIP part 3

Had a good time David Lynching out, now it was time to be on the road again. After having the kitties, or "kits" have to sleep in the car with the luggage, popor things, we love having them near, wel...
Posted by cris penn on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

Road Trip mania Part 2

Off to a start were we, and boy did it feel good to finally be doing it - the funny thought I had driving off is that until we got on the high way, past the point of no return, crossing the rubicon as...
Posted by cris penn on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Photos - Road Trip (Part 1)

Farewell to my favorite student, Taylor G - how either of us still have hair after all the dying and primping is beyond meOur Children - who had no suspicion of what was in store for them for the next...
Posted by cris penn on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST

great

doo it
Posted by cris penn on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST