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Children Of Reagan

Passing Junk As Punk Since 1998

About Me

The Children of Reagan where born from the fermented loins of Nancy Reagan - spawned by the mixing sperm of Ronnie, Satan, and Wattie. Squished out in an explosion at first there were five. In a loud splash of rotting fluids Jeremy, Rob, Bob, Matt, and Brian rose up to play old fashion punk music. Reborn from the ashes of the dead Insurrection - raised from horrible ends the five subversives formed a dual bass / dual guitar / fucking-hair-metal-big-kick-ass-size drums attack and spread like a plague out across Columbus. Until the unthinkable -- Jeremy was no more, cut down in his prime by knowledge and a real life, and then there were four. The Children, too demented for a normal life and too stupid to know when to give up, didn't let the collapse of their new order deter them and set out again on their way to conquest. This is their story...

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Member Since: 2/27/2005
Band Website: childrenofreagan.com
Band Members:
Rob Reagan, Master of Battle Grooves
Ex-Navy Admiral Rob was birthed in an earlier life as the bass player for Columbus band Godbox. Raised under the slime covered man-holes in the sewers of L-Town Rob was eaten alive by mutant rats, created by the fallout of nearby sausage and pork factory. Rob was reborn from the loins of Ronnie and Nancy in 1999 and lays down the lead bass lines as a slave to the 80s

Bob Reagan , Master of War Drums
Bob "Jungle-man" Bunny comes from a sordid background in the N-Town revolutionary sex kittens. Playing with various so called bands for years Bob was teethed on the teats of the sweet milk of the stardom of being from the first punk band from Coschocton, O-fucking-HI-O. The Ex-Insurrection member meet his first fate at the hand of angry South American terrorists as a spectator of an uprising during a Tiffany concert. Bob was raised by Papa Ronnie to lay some beats

Matt Reagan, Master of Core Thunder
Ex-member of the subversive group the Young Communist Squirrels, Matt made his way to top of the pop rock music scene underground by a steady regime of anger and diet of dried squid. Growing up under the tutelage of zen master forest spirits and the original bass player for Insurrection, Matt was gunned down during the final moments of the song "FUCKY FUCKY CAPITALIST BITCHES" while performing with the Young Communist Squirrels by an army of angry midgets. Mama Nancy and Daddy Ronnie summoned Matt back from the realm of the forgotten for the sole purpose of laying down the the angry backbone bass that is at the core

Brian Reagan, Master of Fighten' Twang
Ex-leader of the C-town midget militia Brian was forced into hiding at an unfortunate incident involving a home made pee-gun and the original tape of a un-released Kenny Logins video. An Ex-member of Insurrection Brian was cut down, execution-style by a member of the midget militia for a misplaced comment about "wee-ones" in the aftermath of the Young Communist Squirrels "Situation". Daddy Ronnie and Mama Nancy re-birthed Brian to scream, holler - both with voice and guitar.
Influences:
Kenny Loggins
Iron Maiden
Charged G.B.H
Meow Mix Commericals
The Exploited
The Rezillos
The Accused
Circle Jerks
Dead Kennedys
!Action Pact!
The Scorpions
Cameo "Word Up"
The Ramones
Flock Of Seagulls
Stiff Little Fingers
M.D.C.
Amanda Jones
Angelic Upstarts
Angry Samoans
Animotion
Anthrax
Bad Brains
Bauhaus
Vemon
Big Country
Manowar
Buzzcocks
T.S.O.L.
Cro-Mags
Corrosion Of Conformity
The Damned
The Dead Milkmen
The Dickies
Die Toten Hosen
Digital Underground
The Dwarves
Echo & The Bunnymen
The Effigies
The English Beat
Falco
Fat Boys
Fear
Fishbone
Fun Boy Three
Gang Green
Gleaming Spires
Goblin
GWAR
Harold Faltermeyer
Black Flag
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
The Cure
Iggy and The Stooges
Iggy Pop
Insurrection
Mojo Nixon
The Jesus & Mary Chain
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
The Clash
The Misfits
Johnny Cash
Journey
Joy Division
Juice Newton
XTC
The Infernal King Diamond
Kraftwerk
L7
The Leather Nun
Leonard Nimoy
Lita Ford
The Meatmen
D.O.A.
Megadeth
Mercyful Fate
Minutemen
Motley Crue
Mr. T. - Mr. T's Commandments
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
Naked Raygun
New Order
Not Sensibles
Operation Ivy
Pet Shop Boys
Pop Will Eat Itself
Psycotic Pineapple
Queen
Queensryche
Ratt, Ray Parker Jr.
Red Red Groovy
Richard Hell and Voidoids
Screeching Weasel
Siouxsie And The Banshees
The Sisters Of Mercy
Skinny Puppy
Slaughter and the Dogs
Slayer
The Smiths
Social Distortion
The Stranglers
Subhumans (UK, not Canada)
Suicidal Tendencies
The Surfaris
Tone-Loc
Tones On Tail
The Vibrators
Violent Femmes
The Weirdos
Yello
Zero Boys
and many, many more.
Sounds Like: Your Mom.
Record Label: SFL Records
Type of Label: None