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Rachel

Take one for the team

About Me

I'm the one and only Stangle Berry Hossen Flop.

My Interests

kittens (Bearms & Dale), good food (The Delta), bloody mary's (The Space Room), traveling (all over), comedy, writing, acting, theater, sleeping late, cuddling, kissing, dancing (The Good Foot!), swimming, diving, camping, peeing outside, playing darts, spending time with the family, good company, playing board games, reading, driving fast, cooking, gardening, laying in the sun, milk and chocolate combo

I'd like to meet:

Ponies, Dolphins, Flying Dolphin Ponies, Pretty Ponies, Crusty Burnouts, Tanows, Snarfs, Dingleberries, Gay Vampires, Bawk Bawks

Television:

Jeopardy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Comedy Central in general & the Cooking Channel, Macgyver, Talk Sex with Sue Johanson on Oxygen

Heroes:

My mom, Margaret Sanger, Dr. Ruth, Sue Johanson, Sappho, Gilda Radner, Molly Shannon, Sherry O'Terry, Margaret Cho, Mike Meyers, Billy Crystal, Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Bette Midler, Diane Keaton, Chris Rock, Wanda Sikes, Larry David, The Masturbating Bear, Shera, Baby Kendra, Tori Amos, Bjork, guide dogs, search and rescue dogs (Lassie), Shamu

My Blog

The Pirate Hook

My favorite poops are when I give birth to a hook. I call them hook poops. One could cast the pooh with bronze and have amputees wear them. Very attractive. Very equitable too. When I have children I ...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:05:00 PST

nam, not the final frontier

So, I was reading my brother's blog and he mentioned his nam flashbacks and that triggered my memory of having flashbacks of nam and all its pain, misery, confusion, hope and fucked upness. I was on m...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

Thanks for the Accommodations

Thanks for your reply Mr. Fishfart Catharpoop. I don't know how to work a ruler so I can't give any measurements but I know my ass is three seat lengths long. Can' you just take my word and make sure ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

Fishfart Catharpoop

Jasper, We'd be happy to accommodate you. However, we will need some more details before we can finalize this arrangement. We need to know the exact deminsions of your body so we won't run into the ...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

To Whom it May Concern

Yes, I'd like to reserve three seats for the price of one. I hope them chairs don't have those sticking up arm things because they hurt my ass. I expect three chairs because my ass is so large it can'...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST