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About Me

who is jake erb? i really wish there was a more exciting answer. i'm a 29 year old smartass who has drifted this far on quick wit alone.
some people call me a "music elitist". i really am not. i've just spent most of my life not liking what's on the radio and listening to bands that no one has ever heard of. i will admit that i do have a somewhat unhealthy music addiction though.
i also like baseball more than most people, which is to say that i like baseball more than i like most people. i can't tell you anything about “american idol” or “lost”, but i could tell you the brewers' starting line up for the last 10 years.
i know what you are thinking right now and yes, i am pretty awesome. check out the rest of my page if you'd like. i have to go listen to some demo versions of unreleased songs and roll around on a pile of robin yount rookie cards.

this is my dog beatrix as she runs through the snow.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

paget and jordana brewster

My Blog

chili con carnival 2009

the excitement was big this year for the chili con carnival. we had our most entries since the very first event. the title was once again on the line, but it would not change hands. tommy pulled ou...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:49:00 GMT

my top albums of 2008

1. my morning jacket - evil urges 2. drive-by truckers - brighter than creations dark 3. the gaslight anthem - the '59 sound 4. death cab for cutie - narrow stairs  5. the hold steady - stay positive...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:13:00 GMT

***NERD ALERT!***

i know what you are all thinking out there, "surely this blog couldn't be about jake. rugged...manly...virile...jake? the man that women want and that men want to be like, jake? not a chance that this...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:36:00 GMT

how i ended up with a shaved head

so people have been asking me how i ended up with a clean dome.  i'm not going bald (knock on wood) and i'm not supporting anyone going through chemo (double knock on wood).  this happened a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:41:00 GMT

a song of the south: chapter two - a tale of two bonnaroos

i got back into green bay around 11:30am the next day and immediately went into planning mode. we now had two choices; to either leave right away and get to our hotel in nashville around two in the...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:51:00 GMT

a song of the south: chapter one - snakes on a plane

so about a month before bonnaroo my boss tells me that we are having big meetings in atlanta the same week as bonnaroo.  i told him that i wasn't going to go because i had already bought my ticke...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:32:00 GMT

tony litt: a story of tragedy and triumph

don't you hate it when clichés prove out to be right?  well, add this one to the list; "good things happen to good people". some of you out there in internetland know my pal tony.  to peo...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:14:00 GMT

to all potential baby mamas

dear ladies,i'm sorry to inform you, but i have found a reason not to give you my seed.  marky ramone is coming out his own line of condoms!  marky ramone's "too tuff to break" condoms ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:42:00 GMT

a new champ reigns supreme

i wish i could say that i won the coveted chili title this year, but i can't. the champion of the chili cookoff for 2008 is...thomas john heling! the sperminator pulled out a title win even though h...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:42:00 GMT

countdown?

Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:1. get your shit together and then maybe2. i'm sorry i couldn't be be the guy to solve all of your problems3. even though you hurt me, i don't hate...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:29:00 GMT