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D@ve22

My milkshake is better than yours

About Me

I like to have fun. That typically does not include eating burgers. But sometimes you just gotta. And in such extreme circumstances, it is always a good precaution to wear protective gear, such as a helmet. And often, knee pads.

My Interests

Shopping. High Tea. Grasshoppers. Totem poles. The North Pole. Helmets.
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I'd like to meet:

Since I have apparently already met "The coolest person in the world" (Jeremy, Matt, are we going to have a scuffle?), I shall now seek a Geek in the Pink...

The Helmet Squad
I have Kudos-Hoarding friends.

D@ve's Big Daddy

D@ve's Baby's Mama Drama

D@ve's Mortal Enemy

D@ve's Only Real Friend

D@ve's Betty Blu

D@ve's Darby O'Gill

D@ve's Artist in Residence

D@ve's Pirate Dancer

D@ve's Favorite Dave

D@ve's Sugar Mama

D@ve's Fan Club

D@ve's Savio(u)r

D@ve's Fiancee

D@ve's Sugar Daddy

D@ve's Lady of the Night

D@ve's Overworked Physician

D@ve's Auntie

D@ve's Down Under

D@ve's Heroic Bioman

D@ve's Stylist and Conscience

D@ve's (secret) Agent

D@ve's Immoral Compass

D@ve's Best Friend

D@ve's Dizzy

D@ve's Impatience

D@ve's Threnodous One

D@ve's Ramones

D@ve's Sock Model

D@ve's Hari Kari

D@ve's Hero

D@ve's Welt

D@ve's Ovich

D@ve's Zoolander

D@ve's #1 Fan

D@ve's Maple Syrup

D@ve's Hurricane

D@ve's IT Wonderland

D@ve's Sham M.D.

D@ve's Guardian Angel

D@ve's Yoga Master

Steal my friends and I'll kill you. For real yo...
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Panic at the Disco
I have Demanding friends.

D@ve's Bartender

D@ve's Mafioso

D@ve's Showgirl

D@ve's Stunt Double

D@ve's Newest Cohort

D@ve's Afficionado

D@ve's Weatherman

D@ve's FBI Insider

D@ve's Masseuse

D@ve's Amigo

D@ve's Nanny

D@ve's Overstudy

D@ve's Disappearing One

D@ve's Porn Star

D@ve's Ballet Instructor

D@ve's Doomed D@ve13

Here's the rest of the bitches
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D@ve's To-Do List
I have a long weekend ahead of me, friends.

D@ve's Confidante

D@ve's Monkey

D@ve's SuperFreak

D@ve's Don Juan

D@ve's Mrs. Firth

D@ve's Publicist

D@ve's Dubliner

D@ve's Moppet

D@ve's Hit Woman

D@ve's Zoologist

D@ve's Undies

D@ve's Boy Toy

D@ve's Other Dave

D@ve's Je ne sais quoi

D@ve's High Five

D@ve's Lance Lover

Music:

Nelson. Soft Cell. Leonard Nimoy. Irish Sean Q. and Special Sauce.

Movies:

8-Legged Freaks. Troy the Destroyer. Gigli.

Television:

Ab Fab. Jenny Jones. Oprah. Fear Factor, Couples' Edition. Jeff Corwin.

Books:

Bald as I Wanna Be. A Million Little Pisses. Mr. Tickle. Little Miss Stubborn.

Heroes:

Kristy Swanson, the original and true Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

My Blog

Not a girl, not yet a man...

There are times in life that just make you stop and question the point of it all, re-evaluate what any of it really means. Like: When they are out of hamburger at the market. When you realize that you...
Posted by D@ve22 on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

Happy Haunting

There's something really reassuring about going to a Halloween party.  You know exactly who I'm talking about.  The bow-wow who dresses up like a fairy, little wings, puffy skirt, make-up f...
Posted by D@ve22 on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Anatomy of Love

I like to sit back and watch chaos happen.  It makes for funny stories. I don't, however, like when chaos comes knocking on D@ve's door. I've been getting some impatient messages lately.  Of...
Posted by D@ve22 on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

Why prison isn't always the best place to pick up a date

I know that most people may disagree with me here.  Mainly considering the fact that Prison Break has renewed the hotness that is jailbait.  And I don't mean of the under 17 variety (That ha...
Posted by D@ve22 on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

D@ve Initiative

This morning I woke up and thought:  "I fucking hate MySpace"   No, really.  I thought that.  I thought about all the hours wasted, all the hopes and dreams crushed on the winged p...
Posted by D@ve22 on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST

Job Search?

Why it's basically true that I will never be successful as a homeless person: When I talk out loud, it is clearly not often enough to imaginary folks. When people ask me "How's it goin'?", it would be...
Posted by D@ve22 on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

Look into my crystal balls

I've decided to become a psychic.  Unlike most careers that you are just born into (like plumbing, being a geo-neuro-biologist/chemist, or being gay) becoming a psychic is not as hard as you...
Posted by D@ve22 on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

Almond Joy's Got Nuts.

I'm in lust.  Real life lust.  And I come upon the obvious distress of MySpace Hell.  The individual in question doesn't have a MySpace profile.  How am I supposed to flirt casuall...
Posted by D@ve22 on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

What happens in Vegas...

I've been recovering.  It's been a long journey home to normalcy.  I went to Vegas.  I think the expression widely recognized for the city is apt mostly because when you depa...
Posted by D@ve22 on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST

Sins? Why wait?

There is a land far far away where they say dreams come true.  And I'm not talking about the one where Aunt Gertrude turns into a Fair Maiden and offers you a ride on her stallion.  Geez, yo...
Posted by D@ve22 on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST