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Admiral Zareen Pussy Cat Laird

BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY

About Me

I am currently living in Guernsey, a small island between England and France. I orginally hail from Scotland and lived in Ireland for a while before coming here to the beautiful beaches and warmer climate!!! I am in the middle of a "love-affair" with the USA, and will be travelling with my best friend from New York to Las Vegas (have to finish in Sin City baby!) for a period of three months starting June next year!!! How exciting!!! Look out USA!!! I love honest, caring, fun people and dislike arrogance and lies...tut,tut....there is just no need for it! MY TRUE AMBITION IN LIFE IS TO REMAIN CHILLED OUT & BECOME A GYPSY OR HIPPY AND TRAVEL THE WORLD IN A CAMPER-VAN WITH BOB MY CAT AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS/FAMILY...MEETING LOADS OF PEOPLE, DOING CHARITY WORK AND SKY DIVING, SURFING, BUNGEE JUMPING AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!



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My Interests

IN ADDITION TO HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS, LEARNING ABOUT OTHERS AND BEING LED ASTRAY...I ALSO LIKE.... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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Music:

Too many to list, depends on what mood I am in! Here are a few....SNOW PATROL, NICKLEBACK, ROOSTER, RAZORLIGHT, BEE GEES (YEAH SERIOUSLY...I LOVE THEM), AMY WINEHOUSE, MOBY, MAROON 5, PINK, KELLIS, EMINEM, 50 CENT, NELLY, SNOOP DOG, SUGARBABES, MADONNA, BEYONCE, BLINK 182, ANY DANCE MUSIC...ESP OLD SKOOL AND MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE......!

Movies:

I LOVE FILMS SO I AM GONNA LIST ONLY A FEW... THE GOONIES, GODFATHER I, II & III (II WAS THE BEST), STAR WARS, LOST BOYS, INDIAN JONES MOVIES, SAW, SAW II, GOODFELLAS, TWELVE MONKEYS, FIGHT CLUB, BRIDGETT JONES I & II, CON AIR, BLADE, DIE HARD - ALL OF THEM, SCARFACE, THE LAST SAMURAI, THE BUSINESS, TRAINSPOTTING, THREE KINGS, PERFECT STORM, LORD OF THE RINGS (ALL), AUSTIN POWERS (ALL), BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, SCREAM (ALL), URBAN LEGENDS, JARHEAD, BLACKHAWK DOWN, APPOCALYPSE NOW,OMFG....LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS MORE!!

Television:

I have removed this bit.....MYSPACE has taken away what little TV Watching I did....LMAO....but I used to watch... LOST, CSI, FRIENDS, ER, ANY DOCUMENTARY!

Books:

DA VINCI CODE, ANGELS & DEMONS, DIGITAL FORTRESS, CAVE IN THE SNOW, BRIDGETTE JONES, THE DICE MAN, ANY (AUTO) BIOGRAPHY, AMERICAN TRAVEL BOOKS

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My Blog

So...Not Long Back from A&E......lmao...

Unfuckingbelieveable....I swear to god I think I am truly the world's worst disaster...... Am not long back from A&E......and much to my horror (mainly due to the fact that I am still fucking hous...
Posted by Zareen on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

The Oddest Valetines Day I Ever Had!!!

Sam I were chatting the other day and during our conversation we talked about Valentine's day  this year....it was really the oddest one I ever ever experienced in my life....bulletins are n...
Posted by Zareen on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Toys And Baby Safely Back in Pram....

So it would appear that I may have found the answer to my question "4 Cats, 3 Dogs, 1 Horse and Me...What Could Possibly Go Wrong...?" A lack of sleep so severe that one finds oneself verging on the b...
Posted by Zareen on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

4 CATS, 3 DOGS, 1 HORSE & ME..WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG??

So...another blog in the life of Zareen....I am currently house-sitting for very close friends of mine...(I used to live here...a few years ago when packed my suitcase and valued ornaments and buggere...
Posted by Zareen on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

ALCOHOL AND BODILY FUNCTIONS..THE LOSS OF THAT IS....

Spent a lot of time debating on this here blog..."should I...shouldn't I?"...then decided..."foook it....I ain't no barbie...I have no shame"....lmao... Now isn't it quite weird how easy it is to lose...
Posted by Zareen on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

How NOT to shag a virgin.....lmao

Now I honestly swear that this was not me....*salutes and says "myspace honour"* But this is truly one of the funniest true stories I have ever been told...and perhaps I just have sick sense of humour...
Posted by Zareen on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST

WHAT IS GOING ON???

OMG....what is going on??????  Clearly the world needs to point it's index finger at it's head and tell itself to "sort it out". I am so shocked yet again, to have heard some things on the news ...
Posted by Zareen on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

THE RULES....FOR THE MEN....

Ok, so here are the rules - (please note - this is a tounge-in-cheek blog)   Rule Number One - You are NOT my ACTUAL Boyfriend Okay, to clarify...the utilisation of the "boyfriend" word is t...
Posted by Zareen on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

My Profile Pic...The Truth about Lance and Licking Whipped Cream

So a few of you have mentioned my profile pic now....and Dave being the latest ;) has inspired me to explain the truth behind the fact that I have a Lance Burton magazine beside my bed.......here goes...
Posted by Zareen on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:13:00 PST

EUTHANASIA

So, I think only two people on myspace know this...... I had to go to a funeral on Friday.  It was the funeral of someone who was a friend of mine and although I had not seen him for a while, whe...
Posted by Zareen on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST