they call him...el-sandwich profile picture

they call him...el-sandwich

bi-polar and happy...sometimes

About Me

In a perfect world I would be able to think of something really heart-felt and profound to type in here, something that would make people think "wow what an amazing guy", as it is...

My Interests

thinking about doing

I'd like to meet:

girls with zombie-esque fashion sense and perhaps red hair, although emotional baggage is not to exceed 10 kilo's...am i asking too much?

Music:

i like to look and listen. at the same time...comprenez?......

Movies:

these shorts represent my current electrical theatre tastes.Films about human emotions with a difference (hey im allergic to shmaltz) - see above, but also...The Happiness Of The Katakuris/The Thing/Three Colours Trilogy/I heart Huckabees/The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou/Dead mans Shoes/Cache et-al!

Television:

6 Feet under/Sherlock Holmes/Spaced/Peep Show/Jeeves and Wooster/The Mighty Boosh & anything Chris Morris related hes quite good

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk/Aldous Huxley/Jerome K Jerome/Martin Amis/Anthony Burgess/Bret Easton Elliss/Will Self/Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle/Mathew Reekie

Heroes:

my dear old r.e. teacher, he managed to perfect the art of subtely melding theology and violence together...legend!