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About Me

THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES: As Pleasingly Exemplified in Many Instances, Wherein the Serious Ones of this Earth, Carefully Exasperated, Have Been Prettily Spurred on to Unseemliness and Indiscretion while Overcome by an Undue Sense of Right....................................."once a man was telling a story, it was a good story too and he liked to tell it, the only problem was he told the story so fast no one could understand it."shameless twat at the best of times..speak to me in riddle and i'll speak to you in rhymes................................

My Interests

oh, the usual, I bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.

I'd like to meet:

david guest.. preferably in a contained space with a gasmask and a flask of hydrogen cyanide. otherwise..Bum Fight
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Add to My Profile | More VideosBum Fight.. two homeless bums fight for a sandwich..
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Music:

Robert Plant made me dress like a cunt.

Movies:

cult, indie, world and art house, dark comedy and 80's high school satire. Tend to like stuff by the coen brothers, John waters and David Lynch in particular.p.s. The Eyes of Laura Mars, Cocksucker Blues, Arizona dream, I shot Andy Warhol, Man Bites Dog, Gummo, Grey Gardens, I'm not there, Brazil, orwell rolls in his grave, rollerboys, dream girls, The warriors, Thumbsucker.

Television:

(alluc.org)Documentaries, News, PMQ's,Sopranos, West Wing, Arrested Development, The Wire, Six feet under, Curb your enthusiasm, Brothers & sisters, Have i Got News for you, studio 60.

Books:

i can't read *bursts into tears* I rarely have the attention span to finish the back of a cereal packet but when i do read i tend to read biographies.

Heroes:

Richard dawkins, larry david and david hoyle!!

My Blog

Birthday Candles

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Posted by Matthew Marshall on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:10:00 PST

dementia

my granddad just destroyed his hearing aid because he thought the low battery was beeping at him again.... it was the microwave. the scary part isn't mistaking his hearing aid for a kitchen appliance...
Posted by Matthew Marshall on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

Jelly beans?

the other day I was sat in a lecture when i could feel my phone vibrating in my pocket.. this seemed odd to me as not only was my phone on silent but it was in my hand? checking my...
Posted by Matthew Marshall on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST