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About Me

MySpace Countdowns and MySpace Layouts from MakeYourSpace.com...I wish I could travel through time. And space. I wish I had those green warp things from Super Mario Bros. I'd never take the tube.***Cookies n Cream milkshakes are the way to my heart.***I'm not as mean as I look.***When I am upset or sad I get really quiet. I usually say its cuz I'm tired. ***I'm not that articulate. It annoys me. ***I lose things ALL THE TIME. Especially mobile phones and passports. ***Before I go to bed at night i dance around my room in my underwear. The people downstairs complain. ***I wish I was more creative. More productive. ***I work in television. This entails making peppermint tea for the Managing Director in his special peppermint colored mug. ***I don't keep good track of money, or time. ***I have 14 half-siblings, though I only know six. ***I hate grilled cheese (cheese on toast), bananas, sweet potatoes and marmite. ***Spicy food makes my mouth hurt.*******DICTIONARY.COM---WORD OF THE DAY is my religion.***
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com Zakiya --
[adjective]:
100% kinky
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your Lust Quotient: 50%
You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! How Much Lust Do You Have?
You Communicate Like a Man
When you communicate, you like to get to the point.
You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that.
Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.
You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows. Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?

My Interests

DANCING, PARTIES, marathon weekends, AnTi-SoCiAL, music, LONDON, new york, philadelphia, STEVIE WONDER, film, filmmaking, brilliant beautiful mind-blowing people, LAUGHING, thrift stores, foreign languages, eating cookies, cakes and pies, TABOOS, sunshine, BEING COMPLETELY FLIDDED, getting root canals, NIGHTS OUT-DAYS IN, not sleeping, reading the back of cereal boxes, retail therapy, performing, performers, board games, MILKSHAKES (of the cookies and cream variety); oh, and DICTIONARY.COM's WORD OF THE DAY (can't forget that)ALL YOU CAN EATANTI-SOCIAL

I'd like to meet:

people who don't annoy me. spontaneous. don't take themselves too seriously. keep me laughing and amazed. with interesting stories who pursuing their own creative goals. tell me something i've never heard before. straight, gay, black, blue, whatever. No cunts, no complainersGUESS WHICH IS MINE...AT ALL YOU CAN EATSKI

Music:

Motown. Electro. Everything in between. Music that makes me lose control. Play me sumthin i've never heard before. ****** Jonaflid, Yr Mum Ya Dad, The Kill fo Kicks, Jim Warboy, STEVIE WONDER, Al Green, Motown, Brian Jonestown Masscre, Sam Cooke, Nas, Lauryn Hill, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, YeahYeahYeahs, Donell Jones, Jill Scott, The Jackson 5, 1980's Michael Jackson, Elliott Smith, Marley, White Stripes, Vitalic, the music from Cabaret, loads of other shit but i can't really think now

Movies:

The Professional aka Leon; Forest Gump; A Bronx Tale; Meet the Parents; Coming to America; Royal Tenenbaums; Rushmore; Y Tu Mama Tambien; Motorcycle Diaries; Requiem for a Dream; Lord of the Rings; Edward Scissorhands; Five Feet High and Rising; American Beauty; Paper Moon; Bamboozled; I Heart Huckabees; Paris is Burning

Television:

any show that involves buying/selling/auctioning homes. Family Guy. channel 4 documentaries. the show that i will develop and produce someday (for real you'll love it)... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Choke; White Teeth; Mystic River; To Kill a Mockingbird; America the Book

Heroes:

SINNERS, winners, eel and elvers, inuits, anyone in Paris is Burning, people who don't give a fuck, and flids always flidsi like to frolicMy cousin, MORGAN this is BEAST, or Salty or SqueezyTHE CRAZIESTFLIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

A Peter Griffin Moment

Speaking to Anita today I inquired about her hot date tonight. 'No' she said 'i wouldn't call it a hot date''Oh so then you're going on a lukewarm date' I respond"Well no''So...tepid?''No its hotter t...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

What's your GLADIATOR name game?

After being enlightened by a 'Gladiators' episode from 1993 with such great monikers as Wolf, Nightshade, and Zodiac (us Americans had Nitro, Ice, Turbo), I thought everyone should adopt a Gladiator n...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

Dancing for abstinence

walking down the high street in Camden, I happened upon asinging/dancing troupe of 15 year oldgirls performing Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'. They wore matching T-shirts that said "I'm good enough to wa...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:11:00 PST

Everyone's a little bit racist...

so we met these guys last nite. to whom i revealed that 'everyones a little bit racist' and they got really offended. and after findin out that i walked down old street shouting at ...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

Why i'm going nowhere fast

Because i keep getting lost in the sugary-sweet, technicolor world that is Myspace. Does posting comments and editing your page do this anyone else? I feel alone/abnormal here. Here are the things I ...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:52:00 PST

Shel Silverstein

I have just rediscovered my love and obsession with Shel Silverstein. For those of you who unfortunately don't know him, he is a children's poet and illustrator. So in his classic books like Where the...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 05:12:00 PST

annoyed............................................

Cars. I hate cars. I hate driving. I hate drivers. I hate people who use the roads. I hate seatbelts. Confinement. I'd rather have some un-deoderized Eastern European smelling up my underground train ...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST

chronicles of new jerseyia

Its saturday. I woke up at 8am. Why? Probably cuz of the lack of shit to do in New Jersey. Went to bed about 10pm last night. After a most exciting evening of sitting in TGIfridays with my sister and ...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:31:00 PST

IMMIGRTAION!!!!!!!!! aaarrrgh!!!!

It is very likely I may not be coming back. My master plan as been shot to shit and I can't do anything about it. No amount of last minute finagling has been able to change the situation. I am worried...
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:32:00 PST

COMEDOWNS

Comedown + No sleep + going to work = Zakiya w/ a caustic attitude. Don't fuck with me today. You won't like how you feel afterwards. grrr!
Posted by ZaKeebler Elf on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:26:00 PST