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BABY CLYDE

HAVIN' SEX WITH A SEX OFFENDER!!!

About Me

After meeting in Madagascar in 2004 Bayo (Vocals/Lyrics) and Ness (Production/Music) teamed up to create the kind of music that they wanted to hear - witty, edgy, 3 minute dance tracks that took a DIY indie attitude and mashed it up with the spikey electro beats and hilarious lyrical storytelling to create a style all their own. With influences from The Smiths to Dolly Parton, Girls Aloud to Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and Dizzie Rascal to LCD SoundSystem. raved "This is great stuff. Are you signed?" There debauched tales of London clublife are resonating with fans across the country and their brazen lyrics are now East End club land slang. "You Can Keep The Wine" has become the universal way to say "Piss off" amongst the very trendiest of scenesters - don't you know? Or some crap like that anyway. Look, I write great songs. Ness makes the songs sound great. WE ROCK!!! END OF. MyGen Profile Generatortd.text font strong {color:white;}

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/23/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/babyclyde1
Band Members: BABY CLYDE - Lyrics, Toones, Bad Rapping, Sneezing, Tiger Dancing, Having Sex With Sex Offenders, Minesweeping, Great Hair, Denim Jump Suits. NESS - Music, Producing, Engineering, General Knob Twiddling and putting up with stupid questions like "You know that thing in the background that goes "tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, dum" can you bring it in 2 bars before the first chorus and then make it disappear 3 beats into the 2nd verse? Oh and change the key to D-Minor whilst your at it"
Influences: You may not believe me but I've learnt something from everyone of these people. Before I go on I should point out that my love for any of the following artists is completely without irony. I don't believe in Guilty Pleasures. If I like it it's cool. If you disagree then YOU'RE WRONG!!!.............The Smiths,The Supremes,Boy George & Culture Club,Blondie,Elkie Brooks,Girls Aloud,Fiona Apple,Rachid,The Shangri La's,Yazoo,Depeche Mode,Dusty,Dolly,Cher,Lulu,Skunk Anansie,MC Kinky,Thompson TwinsMary J Blige,K-Klass,Gil Scott Heron,Xenomania,Janis Joplin,Bill Withers,Bobbie Gentry,BananaramaElla Fitzgerald,Anita O'Day,Blossom Dearie,Grace Jones,The Reynolds Girls,The Mama's and The Papa's,Shed Seven,Dead or Alive,Cyndi Lauper,The Cure,Kylie,Sheila E,Boney M,Donna Summer,Fantasia,Tony Christie,Mel Torme,ABBA,Loretta Lynn,Tanya Tucker,The Human League,Spice Girls,Missy Elliot,Roxanne Shante,Boogie Down Productions,Billy Bragg,Glenn Campbell,Prince,Soul II Soul,Queen Latifah,Deee Lite,Asian Dub Foundation,Martha and the Vandellas,Beverley Knight,Arctic Monkeys,Candi Staton,Sade,Dionne Warwick,Chet Baker,Nancy Sinatra,Beloved,Bis,Placebo,Bjork,The Pointer Sisters,Kate Bush,Sinead O'Connor,Roberta Flack & Donny HathawayMe'Shell N'degeOcello,KD Lang,Billy Ray Martin,Chris Isaacand Kelis.
Sounds Like: Rooshan recently called it "Handbag Electro" which I took as a huge compliment but I think it's more like Living Color singing The Greatest Hits of Girls Aloud .
Type of Label: None

My Blog

SHOPLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE (OR HAND IN GLOVE DEPARTMENT)

I saw Morrissey today in Selfridges!!!He was just sort of wandering about in the trainer/bicycle department. He looked straight at me and I went a bit silly. I was on the phone to my friend Gayle at t...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

CHRISTMAS MUSINGS, ROSE WINE, ARCTIC MONKEYS, & DETOX!!!

I've been in bed since 4pm Christmas day.I left the house once to buy a paper and some potatoes.I've managed to watch the whole of The West Wing Series 4 and half of Series 5.I've downloaded 1300 song...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

ALL BACK TO MINE

Never, ever, ever, utter those four little words. That way disaster lies. I don't care what the circumstances are, don't ever invite everybody back to your house. It's never a good idea. Even if the ...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:20:00 PST

PETE BURNS TAUGHT ME TO MINESWEEP

I was reminded of this the other night at Family when the bar closed and me and Yassa really needed a drink. For those of who don't know 'Minesweeping' is when you are so poor that you go around steal...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST

I GIVE UP - OR HOW SUE TILLEY MADE ME LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE.

I give up. Was supposed to sing at Cock Live!!! on Friday but woke up feeling really ropey and had no voice at all, so cancelled. I felt quite bad about this (Although I'm sure Jim wasn't too bo...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST

MAMA SHAMONE!!!

I dragged my sick arse out of bed last night to see Mama Shamone's first gig at The Spread  Eagle and fuck me am I glad I did. They were fucking great. They've got 'toones'. By that I mean s...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:56:00 PST

PERKY MOI?

I got my hair cut the other day. Nothing radical, I haven't cut my hair properly for 15 years now. I just got it shaved at the sides where there weren't any dreds anyway. It looked really fierce when ...
Posted by BABY CLYDE on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:25:00 PST