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Ummo

We sink the value of man in the price of his product

About Me

Actually, none of you understand whats going on either do you?
.. width="425" height="350" ..Even though I am quite obviously a heretic it still upsets me when Christians tell me I'm going to hell.
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


79%

atheism


63%

Paganism


58%

agnosticism


58%

Hinduism


54%

Islam


46%

Buddhism


38%

Christianity


29%

Judaism


25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com I think I'm taking life too seriously. Or not seriously enough.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : High
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : Low
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test --
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Over time I've written all kinds of deep and meaningful insights here, but people have only ever picked up on the bits about shoes and the size of my cock.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 80%
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Greed: 60%
Pride: 60%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 77%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests


You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


80%

Suicide


73%

Stabbed


67%

Gunshot


60%

Accident


60%

Disease


53%

Poison


53%

Suffocated


47%

Eaten


40%

Cut Throat


40%

Bomb


40%

Drowning


27%

Natural Causes


20%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”
“It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.”
--Jean-Paul Sartre

“It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.”
--Blaise Pascal

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Existentialism


100%

Hedonism


90%

Utilitarianism


75%

Justice (Fairness)


65%

Strong Egoism


40%

Nihilism


35%

Kantianism


25%

Apathy


20%

Divine Command


15%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
created with QuizFarm.comThe Sun has a Penis where the Wind Comes From.

I'd like to meet:

Market Traders. Ram Raiders. Space Invaders.

Music:

You're entitled to your own opinion. You just have to recognise that it's wrong.

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Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band The Velvet Underground Death From Above 1979 Joy Division Sonic Youth Miles Davis Autechre Cursor Minor The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Sigur Ros Bogdan Raczynski Queens of the Stone Age The Misfits Fiona Apple Thelonious Monk knows more about rhythm than God does Veruca Salt Nirvana Kyuss Fugazi Rape Gang of Four The Prodigy Stravinsky The Noisettes David Bowie System of the Down Jimi Hendrix The Kill for Kicks The Beatles Jeff Buckley Rocket From the Crypt the Eurythmics Prince Steve Reich Boards of Canada Clor Pearl Jam Yr Mum Ya Dad Kaiser Chiefs Nick Drake Dead Kennedy's N.E.R.D DJ Shadow and Quannum Collective NIN Sma5hing Pumpkins Ministry Cum in my Mouth And Call Me Jesus Timbaland Aesoteric Kaiser Chiefs White Zombie Peter Glam and the Buttfuckers Shakespeare's Sister Alice in Chains I think I might be a White Stripes fan I haven't told my parents yet though The Doors 10 minutes with my dad Jonaflid The Roots Bessie Smith Chris Clark I Fucked Your Sister and She Bled on My Carpet The Stooges AC DC Crazy Girl Black Sabbath The American Medical Association That Justice remix of theat Soulwax tune fuck yeah Scritti Politti Pixies Luigi Nono Goldfrapp Stone Temple Pilots A night at the Booty Bar Ass, Titties, Ass and Titties All the filthy electro tunes that everybody plays but aren't made by my mates so I don't know who the fuck did them, Anything that gets me into fights on the dancefloor.

YOUR BAND SUCKS. DO NOT ADD ME. YOU WILL BE DENIED. YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT ARCTIC MONKEYS. GET OVER YOURSELF.



Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ..David Lynch, Zombies, Pi, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Yellow Submarine, Old Boy, Bad horror films and American teen flicks, anything that passes a couple of hours when I'm too hungover to get out of bed

Television:

If I wake up in time for Deal or no deal I'm well happy

Books:

The Selfish Gene, In Search Of Schrodingers Cat, Prime Chaos, Diary of a Drug Fiend, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Cosmic Trigger, anything by Robert Anton Wilson basically, The Alchemist, Tolkien stuff, Rebels and Devils, Apocalypse Culture, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, anything that's nerdy, off key, or to do with anarchik mysticism. I'm trying to read less and do more, but it's hard because I'm lazy

Heroes:

Not necessarily in that order though.

My Blog

wrong

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong everything you believe is wrong WEAPONS = PEACEART = CAPITALISMINTOLERANCE = SOCIETYAnd I can back those fuckers up, but i really can't be arsed right now, you'll just ha...
Posted by Ummo on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

_________________

Staring at myspace is like staring into an abyss Beyond the garish backgrounds, postmodern About Me's, and sporadic clusters of hilarious youtube's you have to ask yourself Is there anybody actua...
Posted by Ummo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

Lies

We know that they are lieing to us That is not open to debate. It is clear for any rational person to see. We are way past the point of asking 'can we trust our governments?' We know that we cannot. T...
Posted by Ummo on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

The Answer

Mind and reality are incompatible.There is no answer.
Posted by Ummo on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

BONZO DOG!!!

Saw The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band on Saturday night. Was a fucking cosmic experience, and that was only partially down to the ketamine. Bonzo Dog is the first music I can ever remember hearing. I loved t...
Posted by Ummo on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST

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At the root of everything that you believe in is a number that doesn't exist.
Posted by Ummo on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST

Consolidation required

For various reasons that I cannot be bothered to explain I happen to believe that all people, in fact all matter, are actually just manifestations of a slow vibration that permeates the entire univers...
Posted by Ummo on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:31:00 PST

Segregation

Something very dangerous started to happen in the 20's. In various after hours Jazz bars in America, Whites and blacks started dancing together. This was of course entirely immoral and inappropriate b...
Posted by Ummo on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:09:00 PST

Beliefs

The best way to escape persecution for your beliefs is to state them clearly and distinctly. You should not attempt to explain them unless you are asked to. This is because people will only take offen...
Posted by Ummo on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST

Annoyed

What are you meant to do when the very sight of someone annoys you so much that you spend the next two hours thinking about how annoyed you are?
Posted by Ummo on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST