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James

I think there's still some stuff in the basement...

About Me

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Tank! - The Seatbelts
Waking up: Mr blue sky - E.L.O.
Average day: Living for the weekend - Hard Fi
First date: Walkabout - The Sugar Cubes
Falling in love: Does your heart go boom? - Helen Love
Love scene: D.U.I. - Har Mar Superstar
Fight scene: Can't stand me now - The Libertines
Breaking up: I know it's over - The Smiths
Getting back together: I want you back - The Jackson 5
Secret love: I luv u - Dizzee Rascal
Life's okay: Life is sweet - The Chemical Brothers
Mental breakdown: Brilliant mind - Furniture
Driving: White man in hammersmith palais - The Clash
Learning a lesson: Crash - The primitives
Deep thought: The revolution will not be televised - Gil Scott-Heron
Flashback: 15 minutes of fame - Sheep on Drugs
Partying: WFL - Happy Mondays
Happy dance: Ladyflash - The Go! Team
Regreting: You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones
Long night alone: Hurt - Johhny Cash
Death scene: To the end - Blur
Closing credits: I am the resurrection - The Stone Roses
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My Interests

Gin, music - especially when downloaded for free, movies, drinking (gin), fry ups the morning after, going to gigs, dancing like it hurts, looking for the orange one, good books, bad porn, meeting new and interesting people (and the occasional boring ones as well) and generally just bumming around with my mates.

I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino and Takeshi Kitano would be great to get stuck in a lift with, karaoke with Morrissey would be awesome as would drinks with Dean Martin (that one's a bit tricky) and of course I'd love to meet all my fellow myspacers.

Music:

the smiths, mad capsule markets, leftover crack, the libertines, faith no more, misfits, yeah yeah yeahs, depeche mode, gorillaz, beck, rancid, happy mondays, fugazi, blondie, plus-tech squeeze box, roots manuva, no fx, public enemy, rage against the machine, the stone roses, the jam, baby shambles, bobby conn, gym class heroes, the klaxons, shonen knife, the wedding present, old rolling stones, johnny cash, blur, the filaments, stereolab, u.s. bombs, plan b, the go team, har mar superstar, mos def, jay z, green day, the streets, the dwarves, astrud gilberto, pop will eat itself, kasabian, massive attack, pixies, sugar cubes, the specials, dinosaur jr, morrisey, p.j. harvey, hole, n.e.r.d., david bowie, yoko kanno, revolting cocks, jurassic 5, distillers, portishead, red snapper, david holmes, nas, choking victim, capdown, orbital, wu tang clan, the clash, janes addiction, depth charge

Movies:

Rather than have yet another boring list that no one will read I'm going to recommend a different film every week that I've recently seen. This week: Rocky Balboa. Ding ding!

Television:

anything by or starring chris morris, alan partridge, family guy, spaced, reno 911, extras, teen titans, Q.I., battlestar galactica, the sopranos, south park, the shield, the mighty boosh, monkey, father ted, big train and lots more besides. I definately need to get out more.

Books:

Should be seen and not heard!

Heroes:

The two men I most aspire to be like.....

My Blog

Guess what?

Merry christmas, thats what!  Ok so I was going to post a bulletin but then I changed my mind because I only want you guys who actually read this shit I post occasionally (and I mean&nb...
Posted by James on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

Why so sad chocolate bear?

Regular visitors to my page will have noticed that it's taken on a somewhat sad motif of late and since I know that some of you may be mildly concerned for me (oh who am I kidding, ...
Posted by James on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

photos and shit

So I had a party last night but rather than write about my shameful activities here are some lovely photos instead. Enjoy....  ...
Posted by James on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST

Jesus titty fucking christ!!!!

Okay I saw something quite bowel looseningly terrifying today and I thought I'd warn you guys about it. I was on my tea break at work when I saw Mothra. Yes that's right giant Godz...
Posted by James on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

Back 2 school

Ooh last night went a bit hazy fantazy, there was a back to school themed night at Chinnerys and my friend Ross is in a band and they were playing so I said I'd go along. Now I don't no...
Posted by James on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

Booze Britain!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay it's sunday morning, it's ten to eight and I'm heading to work (I didn't actually end up working but thats a story for another blog). Anyways I see some chav kid strolling down the road...
Posted by James on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST

Darrens birthday

I drank way too much gin last night - don't worry kids I wasn't trying to give myself a d.i.y. abortion, I think I broke my thumb.... on no it's okay it's bending and stuff, don't quite know what...
Posted by James on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

The summer of love (part 3)

Okay at the start of the summer I had three wedding invitations and I thought to myself "Hey wouldn't it be cool to write a little blog about each of them". WRONG! I'm so, so, so, so, so, SO...
Posted by James on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:59:00 PST

....... I need to sleep

Well it's coming up to 2 in the morning and I can't sleep so I thought I'd post a blog instead. I was going to write about what a shitty week I've had at work but I do seem to spend a lot of...
Posted by James on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

Legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was born in 1977 which meant that as a young man growing up in the late 80's and early 90's I watched a lot of films by such respected thespians as Arnold Scwarzenegger, Jean Claude van Da...
Posted by James on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:05:00 PST