James the 13th - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Yo, I am just your average white guy. I love music, both making and listening to it. I rock. Nothing shocks me, nothing suprises me, yet everything interests me, kinda wierd, eh? Some people say I'm a funny guy, I like to think they're right. I am James come ride me. I am warm and honest and like nothing more than making people happy, or sad. I'm an extreemist who sees every colour of a rainbow before choising my favourite. I love to love, but my baby just loves to dance. I hate being single. Sometimes I cry. Embrace everything, the harder you hold something the less likey it will get away from you.

My Interests

I play an asortment of instruments- badly- and I love to make music. I enjoy film and television, comedy is naturally a main intrest of mine, I love to make people laugh. I enjoy going out, pubs and clubs, crack dens and brothels, with mates, lovers and strangers. I write, lots, novels, plays, songs, poetry. I also write for a music website fanzine (www.tohellwith.co.uk) cheek it out. I also like cats.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone. I'm not fussy, as long you're interesting and full of emotion, love or hate, its all good.
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Music:

Blur, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Primal Scream, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Super Furry Animals, Nick Drake, Bloc Party, Hope Of The States, Ash, Shellac, Pulp, Idlewild, The Libertines, The Beach Boys, Pavement, Graham Coxon, Bright Eyes, David Bowie, Eels, The Beatles, Chemical Brothers, Joy Division, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, The Cure, Antony And The Johnsons, The Cooper Temple Clause, Arcade Fire, Coldplay, Razorlight, Belle & Sebastian, The Beta Band, iForwardRussia!, The Clash, The Strokes, Gorillaz, Jagga Jazzist, Damian Rice, Tim Buckley, Dandy Worhols (2nd album only), Elvis Presley, Sigur Ros, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Elastica, The Rapture, Dirty Pretty Things, The Specails, Flaming Lips, Futureheads, New Order, Subways, Muse, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hard Fi, Rakes, Mercury Rev, Secret Machines, Rufus Wainwright, Mogwai, Stone Rose, Jimi Hendrix, John Martyn, Kasabian, My Bloody Valentine, IdiotPilot, Velvet Underground, Love, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Low, Smog, Spiritualized, Madness, Wire, The Vines, Mansun, Nina Simone, Pink Floyd, McLusky, Snow Patrol, The Gotan Project, The Sleepy Jackson, Massive Attack, Morning Runner, PJ Harvey, Polyphonic Spree, Supergrass, Louis XIV, Editors, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, REM, Saul Williams, Moldy Peaches, God Is An Astronaut, Talking Heads, Television, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Tenacious D, TV On The Radio, White Stripes, Good Intentions and Bright Lights At Midnight
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Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, Airplane, South Park: The Movie, Old Boy, Irreversible, Kill Bill (1 & 2), Shallow Grave, Amelie, Shaun Of The Dead, Dr Strangelove, Best In Show
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Television:

Family Guy, South Park, QI, Simpsons, Spaced, Twin Peaks, 120 Minutes, Nighty Night, American Dad, Soccer AM, Little Britain, Cheers, The Mighty Boosh, Friends, Monkey Dust, Faking It, Futurama, Scrubs, Gonzo, Johnathon Ross, The Mary Whitehouse Experience
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Books:

American Psycho-Brett Eaton-Ellis, High Fidelity-Nick Hornby, Day Of The Jackel-Fredrick Forsyth, The Silver Sword-Iain Serelliner, Survivor/Fight Club-Chuck Pahulka, War Of The Worlds-HG Wells, Join Me-Danny Wallace, Karma Sutra-Some Indian Bloke

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Jeff Buckley, Graham Coxon, Chris Morris, Peter Cook, Damon Albarn, Thom Yorke, Banksy, Rob Newman, Brett Eaton-Ellis, Dave Gorman, Danny Wallace, Tyler Durdan, John Peel, Batman
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My Blog

The Perfect Woman

I'm so alone (ahhhh). Trying to find a girlfriend is hard enough, if I didn't work such terrible hours. And so I'm told I have very high standards. I'm not that bad am I? I mean, I know people w...
Posted by James the 13th on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST

Superheroes

Ever wondered what super heroes do on a night out? We did. So me and a bunch of friends decided to hit the town of Southend dressed as a boy's dream. All the gang were there; Superman (Ant), Clarke Ke...
Posted by James the 13th on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

No Smoke Without Wanking

So the smoking ban is in opperation, which means pubs are clearer, fresher smelling and ... well, less like pubs. I don't smoke, but I'm not anti smoking. I'm not a murderer, and I'm not anti murder. ...
Posted by James the 13th on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Back Home

Well I'm back in Essex now, as those of you who have seen me walking down Southend high street with asorted carrier bags of cleaning products and paper plates will already know. It feels very strange ...
Posted by James the 13th on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST

Men Suck

During the 1970's it was little black address books. In the 1980's it was filofaxes. In the 1990's we had mobile phones. And now we have Myspace. We use these various technological advances to store a...
Posted by James the 13th on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Funny ha ha or Funny No!

As you may have guess from my profile, or if you've been lucky enough to actually meet me then you'd know that I'm a pretty funny fucker. My humour is varied, I like slapstick, satire, surreal (all th...
Posted by James the 13th on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST

My Direction is Set

Ok, sorry to disapoint ardent fans of the James the 13th bog, but I'll start off this latest instalment saying something that might stop you reading on. There won't be any jokes in this blog. I'm not ...
Posted by James the 13th on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

What I've Learnt This Week

So I have a new job, (sigh) in the city of Londinium. And certain this have become clear. 1) Commuting isn't as fun as I was led to be believed. 2) Working very close to a Krispy Kream is going to be ...
Posted by James the 13th on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

Resalutions

I know its 11 days late but hear we go. 1) Stop winging so much about things I have no control over. 2) Eat better, after all chips and cider do not count as fruit and veg portions. 3) Write something...
Posted by James the 13th on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

On A Day Like Today

Apparently next week, so a bloke down the pub told me, is National Knitting Week. A whole week of appreciating knitting!? Well it got me interested in finding out what other special days and weeks to ...
Posted by James the 13th on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST