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Dread Pirate Roberts.

Troublemaker.

About Me

Short of stature. Big of Bum.
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My Interests

Climbing. Mountain biking. Camping. Running about outdoors like i'm still 12. Playing World of warcraft for entire days straight(I know i'm a geek). Avoiding all responsibility for anything. Trying not to set fire to my pc when i try to run itunes and it goes all irrational like a sheila.

I'd like to meet:

Slightly unbalanced girls who go berserk at any moment.(Keeps me on my toes)and Mike Strutter.

Music:

Red hot Chilli Peppers, Iron Maiden, Pearl Jam, Judas Priest, Jet, Kings of Leon,Motorhead, QOTSA, Nirvana, The Misfits, Seals and crofts, Primus, Jane's Addiction, The Breeders, Jaco Pastorius, Pulp, The B52's, DVDA

Movies:

Fletch, Bull Durham, Jaws, Clerks, Army of darkness, The Big Lebowski, Predator, Withnail and I, Hellboy, X-men, X-2, Seven Samurai, Tigerland, Hard Boiled, Dr Strangelove, Platoon, 28 days later, Groundhog day, Caddyshack, Star wars episodes 4,5,and 6, Millers crossing, Raising arizona, Twelve monkeys, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, The Killer, Almost Famous.Ghost Rider.

Television:

Red Dwarf, northern exposure, bottom, magnum, chips, the fall guy, the a team. I've grown fond of the Wire after Simon burst my chops for, like weeks, to watch it. West Wing is good but mainly because it's mostly a mystery(alliteration there folks) as to whats goin on.

Books:

Peyton Place, The man who walks, Things fall apart, the stand, the hotel new hampshire, the tommyknockers,trainspotting, cloud of sparrows. Men Only.

Heroes:

Barnes and Elias,Wolverine,Richard Sharpe,Gordon Freeman, Dave Lister, The dude, Walter Stobcheck, Theodore Donald Karamatzos, Penn and Teller, Richard Richard and Eddie Hitler, Silent Bob.

My Blog

Undercrackers.

So i wear pants. Proper, British underpants in the style of old. Good and reliable they are too. I've always liked the 'cupped' feeling that undercrackers provide. Like the hands of the school nurse (...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Music and mood. (Bouncy)

Joined another band. Managed to not storm out of the studio in a girly huff 8 times now, new record. It's refreshing becaue they actually do their homework and don't just show up at 9 o'clock monday n...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Iron Maiden.

My love for the band is well known. My stern dislike for all who do not feel as i do, is also well known. I blame this last on the people who i was forced to go to school with. I had long hair, wore m...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Cops, and neighbours.

I was out on my roof in the pissing rain today, fixing a leak that has been bugging me for ages. Took about an hour. Very messy, tar, mastic, stuff like that. Came back in through the window upstair...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST

bicycles (again)

After some really ahrd sums, i've concluded that the ideal number of bikes that a person should have can be expreseed thusly, amount of bikes you own+1. Simple i k...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

Bicycles.

How many does one, smallish, chap need? One i hear you say? You may be right. Two someone else says. They are for different purposes. Three yet another person cries out. Perhaps but can someone want, ...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:18:00 PST

Country Girls and mandolins.

I've got the itch. Not the nasty lust itch (or indeed the itch which can result from the the lust itch), no it's the itch to adventure. It happens to me occasionally and i find that it's set off by th...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

Woman, Lovely woman.

"Woman , lovely woman. God made you to temper man." I can't recall where i heard that before. I can only assume i read it. A poem i think. Anyway, what is the wonderful allure of the woman? Is i...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:38:00 PST

Petrol pumps.

What the fuck is the problem with them. I get the pump to exactly 20 quid and then, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SHAKE THE HANDLE, WHEN I LIFT IT OUT THE TANK, A BIG SPLASH OF PETROL RUNS DOWN THE SIDE ...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST

Due North for breakfast pies.

It only took about three hours to dry off on the ferry. The thirty cyclists lined up to get on the boat were fairly troubled at the fact that we were the last people to embark. That wouldnt normally ...
Posted by Dread Pirate Roberts. on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST