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Storm

I shouldn't be allowed out in public

About Me

Storm aka Beastie...Love, life and hip hop. I do everything with fire. I exist for the oppertunity to discover new places and revel in the beauty of mother nature. Every day something new in the natural world will take my breath away. Hip hop and literature make up the other two of my own personal holy trinity. I like to travel, read and laugh, and I bet that I can drink you under the table and if not.. well who gives a shit I'll be fucked up by then. I LIVE for people in all their perverted glory and differences, I love almost everyone and if i dont then there is a goddamn good reason for it motherfuckers.....Other than that...I've got a stunning personality and lots of nice teeth that for some reason I use to bite people with when I'm drunk (I'm told).. Through it all though, I'm a dichotomy..... a bit of a loner. I'm driven and ambitious thus often find myself blazing my own path causing people to treat me as something in a zoo or a bizarre fruit. Spend time shooting the shit, or arguing - I fucking love it all. Judging at face value always ends in hilarious consequences. Dont underestimate me you fucks but I'll love you anyway. So those who are game, bring it! We can talk mince or wax philisophical. Come all ye gongshows and lets have some goddman FUN

My Interests



I'm a Scottish chick who has just arrived back to her mothership after carving out my life in the Carribean, Grand Cayman. I travel a lot and find it nigh impossible to settle down, buuuuut I'm not getting any goddamned younger so back to uni for me. I'm bursting with enthusiasm for so many things, I have difficulty focusing on just one. The result is the hurricane you see before you. Life is too short - so I fill mine to the brim. Come join the travelling freakshow with me........wheeeeeeee!

I'd like to meet:

Underworld to ask them what the holy fuck they are going on about, the million writers that I adore - Will Self, Paul William Roberts et al. Amazing feminists throughout history, I would love to meet the inspirational real hip hop artists out there and thank em for just keepin on and giving us all a fuckin heads up in the world. Amazing, amazing women that fight so hard to be able to keep on keepin on through all the goddamn hardship and heartache, peace chickies keep up the good work. One love x

Music:

Hip hop you are the love of my life...........

I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

I dont think that I actually understand that this wee guy isn't real...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

Myspace Backgrounds
Myspace layouts

Books:

When I am behaving, all I do is read so there are far too many to mention. I will however give a nod to the wonderful Kathrine Dunn for Geek Love, et tu Paul William Roberts, Will Self, Timothy Findlay, Yann Martel and Oscar Wilde.

Heroes:

The people of this planet never cease to amaze me, with each own uniqueness and beliefs. Mother Nature for all her beautiful work. The myriad inspirational people I have met on my travels. The people who have helped me become the strong person I am with no limits and no shame. The people that taught me not to need others approval or listen to the haters. Crazy motherfuckers and mad, mad bitches. The unconventional, drug crazed, music making nut jobs that make this life so sweet, pop your pills and raise your goddamn glasses lets make this fucking world our OWN.

My Blog

Operation Christinemas

Ok guys, as you may know I'm back in hospital. Just had operation numero thirteen. 'Twas a frickin cakewalk. This time they had to graft a skin flap over my left ankle as that wee wound just wouldn't ...
Posted by Storm on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

stitch up

My wee leg almost looks normal now :)..">..">...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST

holla, an update

Hello freaky world, .. I'm almost positive that I will come to regret this buuuuuuuuuut fuck it, here is my new numero for all you whining punks that say I have been ignoring your txt's etc, YOU WERE...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

part 2

..> Hospital nightmare part 2 That was after they started sticking me up and things were looking better, then..................................... they realised that the metalwork had got infect...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:37:00 PST

pictures of my hospital nightmare part 1

This is the outside of my left foot   That was the outside of my right foot   This photo and the rest are all photos of the inside of my left foot  ...
Posted by Storm on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'

Maud Muller MAUD MULLER, on a summer's day,Raked the meadow sweet with hay. Beneath her torn hat glowed the wealth Of simple beauty and rustic health. Singing, she wrought, and her merry gleeThe mock-...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

Open to interpretation

A DreamIn visions of the dark nightI have dreamed of joy departed-But a waking dream of life and lightHath left me broken-hearted.Ah! what is not a dream by dayTo him whose eyes are castOn things arou...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:58:00 PST

For Phillip

  In loving memory of my friend Phillip Pratt. You will always be with us. I only wish we had had more time   Six Years Later So long had life together been that nowthe second of Jan...
Posted by Storm on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

Potato

If given half the chance, what potato would not dance?
Posted by Storm on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

Private Eye

Modern Nursery RhymesJack and Jill are mentally ill,Little boy Blue's depressed,Bo-peep, a self harmer,Needs prozac to calm her,And Wee Willy-Winkie is stressed.
Posted by Storm on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST