Bil Carpenter

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Name: bil carpenter
Birthday: october 14, 1970
Birthplace: fayettsville, NC
Current Location: washington, D.C.
Eye Color: black I guess
Hair Color: black mostly
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: they used to call it colored or Negro. Seriously, Black, a little Creek Indian and a smidgen of British
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers
Your Weakness: saying no to kids or really anybody isn't easy for me
Your Fears: getting old not for age sake, but for physical deterioration
Your Perfect Pizza: a thin crust with anchovies, sausage, ground beef and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: uncloudy Days book/cd to sell 10,000 units each
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, even when its not funny. Just don't know what else to say
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, I'm still here....Guess I gotta brush my teeth again today
Your Best Physical Feature: legs or my mugg - it's a toss up
Your Bedtime: whenever I pass out but usually around 1 am
Your Most Missed Memory: 1976 which was my best year - best music, carefree living
Pepsi or Coke: neither - RC, LOL. Really, I'm not into colas
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcDonald's, why would I want food off a grill? Full of carcinogens, not good for your health
Single or Group Dates: what's a date and how does one get one?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea with a little black/orange pekoe for good measure
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, but I really want strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: are you kidding? Cappuccino adds pounds and coffee tastes like warm muddy water - That's probably what it is
Do you Smoke: only when smoke comes out of my ears - No, I've never smoked
Do you Swear: sometimes, but it doesn't sound right when I curse - so, I usually don't do it
Do you Sing: yes, I call it that.....
Do you Shower Daily: the question is do i shower weekly...Yeah, I do it daily
Have you Been in Love: yes, mostly with myself; but yea....
Do you want to go to College: i already did, but I could stand a refresher since I've forgotten most of what i learned
Do you want to get Married: sometimes I do but often I don't
Do you belive in yourself: i believe the children are the future, show them all the ebauty they possess inside....of, that's a song....I guess I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no recently
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, usually I do.. sometimes I have my doubts
Are you a Health Freak: just a freak....Kidding, I'm sort of a health nut but not in a freakish way
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: is that code for something else? Not sure how I should answer
Do you play an Instrument: no, not at all. i wish i could
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, can't stand the stuff - not witch hazel either
In the past month have you Smoked: no, again, don't like the carcinogens
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, but i may act like I am
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: define mall, does the 7-11 count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, not crazy about oreos - human or otherwise
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i would never do that - hate the idea of raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, just a few days ago
In the past month have you been Dumped: u gotta get scooped up before u can get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, i've never done that I prefer not to dip my skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, haven't done that - give me a few weeks to work on that
Ever been Drunk: no, i like to be in control of myself and you too - micromanager here
Ever been called a Tease: of course, I'm teasing now
Ever been Beaten up: not that i remember - but maybe that's how i suffered that concussion once
Ever Shoplifted: when i was like 5 years old, i took a redskins rabbit's foot from a drug store. i have never been found out, but have regretted it ever since. years later i overpaid something at the store and let them keep the extra. i feel we're even now.
How do you want to Die: really really old but in complete charge and alert
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your boss
What country would you most like to Visit: USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: just having eye balsl sounds appeitizing to me
Favourite Hair Color: just having your own hair is impressive to me
Short or Long Hair: if you got it, flaunt it an dlet it hang long
Height: my height works
Weight: less than 120 lbs
Best Clothing Style: clothes that cover cellulite
Number of Drugs I have taken: I took Nancy Regan to heart, I don't do drugs
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: do midnight screams count? If not: none
Number of Tattoos: 1 cd by Rollingstones, but none on me
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list
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