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Kurt Lightner

GOD MEN DOG

About Me



My Interests

CANDY

I'd like to meet:



Music:


Good music.

Movies:


Coffee & Cigarettes
Buffalo '66
Sånger från Andra Våningen
Stalker
Sacrifice
Run Lola Run
The Triplets of Belleville
Bottlerocket
Magnolia
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Napoleon Dynamite
Arg!!! the Movie
Team America: WorldPolice
The Straight Story
Annie Hall
Rushmore
Iron Giant
The Incredibles
Meatballs
Blue in the Face
Lone Star
Thank You for Smoking
The Brown Bunny
Brasil
Birdie
Mean Streets
Hear My Song
Desperado
Down by Law
Ghost Dog
High Fidelity
Almost Famous
Say Anything

Television:


Northern Exposure
Twin Peaks
Mr. Show
Arrested Development
The Sopranos
Six Feet Under
St. Elsewhere
The Dukes of Hazzard
That's Incredible
Miami Vice
Gilmore Girls
X-Files
My Name is Earl
Law & Order

Heroes:


Ben Franklin
Ira Glass
Sally's husband Matt
George Washington Carver
Harriet Tubman
Frederick Douglass
Egon Schiele
Ben Shahn
Anselm Keifer
Josef Albers
Claes Oldenburg
Robert Rauschenberg
Cy Twombly
Jean Dubuffet
Alberto Giacometti
Alex Katz
Edvard Munch
Bruce Nauman
John Singer Sargeant
John Currin
John Singer Sargent
Richard Estes
Joe Raposo
The Smothers Brothers
Don Knotts
Martin Short
Dana Carvey
Bob Hope
Robert Risko
Phillip Burke
C.F. Payne
Natalie Ascencios
Mark Summers
Laura Ljungkvist
Al Hirschfeld

My Blog

Gore May be Stripped of Nobel Prize

In a shocking turn of events, the Nobel Prize committee has abruptly announced their intentions to investigate recent recipient Al Gore under suspicion of steroid abuse, which may result in his b...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:20:00 PST

My Introduction into the Caste System

Tuesday, Jan. 23rd, 2007The snow had been falling all morning. Gothenburg was covered in a fresh blanket of snow, the first it had seen in months. I was out walking down by the harbor at Klippan, s...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

Pick Up the Pieces or Did James Brown Drive a Ford?

Could the two recent deaths of James Brown and ex-president Gerald R. Ford be linked? I'm not saying they are, I'm merely wondering. I can think of a few plausible scenarios. 1) Could it be that Ger...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

Interest in Obits Leads to Malachi Ritscher

Last year when we were back home with my folks in rural Minnesota, my father and I got a chance to go out and see a few films. Just me and my dad, seeing a movie, a rare event, indeed. The last time I...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

That Day

I was in bed, cashed, when my friend Dan came in, telling me to wake up, "something terrible has happened". It was a heavy grog I was under, having had maybe 3 hours of sleep, after having ...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Oh Great George Lucas, I WIll Not Color Outside the Lines

I was watching an ABC World News podcast a couple nights ago, starving for neutered news as I am. They had a short segment focusing on the Comic-Con going on in San Diego. You know how these things ar...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST

ABC's The Superstars or How I Discovered Andrew Lloyd Weber

As I was writing the post about Jacques "2 Cou 4 Skou" Cousteau, I happened to dredge up ABC's The Superstars. Now, here it is, surfaced and staring back at me. The way I've set this up makes it sou...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:15:00 PST

Uproarious Laughter watching Le Monde du Silence

I thought I knew Jacques Cousteau, the kindly, gentle, seafarer of France, whose efforts to preserve and capture the mysteries of the deep on film made him a household name. His bold steps in the...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST

Shampoo for Guys

I spent an inordinant amount of time at the grocery store trying to find a bottle of shampoo. Just plain shampoo, with descriptions like GETS HAIR CLEAN or  SCENT of SOAP. Why is this s...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

Last night, I dreamt of Steve Perry

I was in some sort of hallway, a hotel, I believe, with deep pile carpeting patterned red and white. I was on my way down the hall going somewhere, when out a door, just ahead and to th...
Posted by Kurt Lightner on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:38:00 PST