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Andy Kehoe

boooooring...

About Me

i always run and walk in a zig zag pattern in case a crocodile is trying to sneak up on me... even though this method is pure myth, i try to abide by it anyways. because it also proves effective for avoiding any small meteorites that might fall out of the sky and strike me on the head. i once tried to get a kid's kite out of a tree and almost killed myself. i now try to avoid helping anyone and live in constant fear of children and flying toys.www.andykehoe.net

My Interests

doing the worm down church ailses followed by jazz hands, drunken jump kicks, asking the mailman if i got any mail and promptly flying into a rage when he tells me "no", asking people if they want a drink at the bar and then just getting in my car and going home instead of getting the drinks, the Steelers and the Penguins. GO PENS! also Halo 3 parties and some Mass Effect. Nerdy good times.

I'd like to meet:

someone with elbows strong enough to bust through brick walls, someone to help me with my spanish, someone to give me bill cowher-like pep talks at inspirational moments, pretty girls with nerdy hobbies, a fellow hermit to hermit with. I usually don't look at Band friend requests. I've gotten so many bad ones that it's ruined it for me... forever. so please don't send. If you're up my alley I'm sure I'll find you some day.

Music:

let's see... neutral milk hotel, the national, beach boys, broken social scene, iron and wine, arcade fire, radio dept., wire, m. ward, langhorne slim, okkervil river, wolf parade, animal collective, jens lekman, panda bear, menomena, bon iver, anything that when played backwards, tells me how much satan wants my soul... and my body.

Movies:

george washington, eternal sunshine, lost in translation, punch drunk love, rushmore, anything wong kar wai, band of brothers, lord of the rings, all the real girls, boogie nights, thin red line, badlands, seven samurai, children of men and gymkata.

Television:

arrested development, family guy, the office, lost, the shield, x-play

Books:

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Heroes:

terrence malick, larry wilkerson, daniel clowes, hunter s. thompson, howard finster, vic mackey

My Blog

Pictures from Jonathan LeVine Opening

So yeah, weekend in New York was super great. Juxtapoz.com took a number of pictures from the show so if you're at all interested, here's the link:http://www.juxtapoz.com/jux/index.php?option=com_con...
Posted by Andy Kehoe on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:40:00 PST

A Brooklyn Fall Poem

The wind is blowing hardand the trees are losing summer's companionsletting old friends goto rustle down the streets-settling in gutters, fences and potholes...or covering that pile of dog shitthat so...
Posted by Andy Kehoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

entenmann's man

tonight i was at the deli and i was a bit drunk and stoned. i saw the entenmann's man restocking the shelves and when he looked at me, i smiled at him... for the gift of such munchie products as choco...
Posted by Andy Kehoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST