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Ben Kehoe

half asian, half caucasion...all good

About Me

my website: www.benkehoe.net

My Interests

Helping the old women of squirrel hill whether it's a drunk lady with her glasses tangled in her hair, a short black woman too short to reach the frozen chicken nuggets in giant eagle or dropping an elderly woman off at her nursing home...I'm a local superhero around here...minus the powers, fit stature or trusting white complection. I also like to paint and fart on Marne's dill plant...which ended up dying...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Johnny, you know Johnny with the face. You know that guy that always goes into that deli that makes those sandwiches with that bread and meat. You know the bread with the crust and the soft part in the middle. Oh! I want to meet that guy and give him a handshake with my hand.

Music:

hmmm...things i've been listening to lately. the black angels, band of horses, wolf parade, langhorne slim, cap'n jazz, neutral milk hotel, tenement halls, sufjan stevens, archers of loaf, battles, iron & wine, mazarin, menomena, the national, bright eyes, clap your hands say yeah, death from above 1979, camera obscura, figurines, hot chip, the knife, phoenix, the radio dept, aloha, grizzly bear, lightning bolt, midlake...and other stuff...

Movies:

rushmore, princess mononoke, super troopers, das experiment, evil dead 2, lord of the rings, 2046, 28 days later, ichi the killer, children of men, no country for old men

Television:

mr. show, the family guy, lost, band of brothers, the shield, arrested development, american dad, rome, battlestar galactica, venture brothers...stuff you can get on dvd without commercials.

Books:

the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay, neuromancer, lord of the rings, hocus pocus, half asleep in frog pajamas, epileptic

My Blog

www.benkehoe.com has been cast into limbo

The fine folks at Pages Garden decided that they want something more from me than just prompt payment. They have also neglected to tell me what that something more is. So instead of guessing I just ch...
Posted by Ben Kehoe on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST

My job...yeah...

So last week I got a pretty interesting task dropped into my lap...I had to clean out a car that someone got shot and killed in. By clean out, I mean I had to make the car look like it wasn't spattere...
Posted by Ben Kehoe on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:06:00 PST

robot poem

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Posted by Ben Kehoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my ongoing battle with the insect world

In the past two days at work I've been hit in the left eyelid by dive bombing insects. The first one was a loose cannon fly who I swiftly disabled with a flying penny attack. I used the penny like nin...
Posted by Ben Kehoe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST