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Lori

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About Me

terrible, terrible drunk texter

My Interests

art nerding, spending all my money on travel, big noses, cupcakes, happy hour, dark bars, FOOD, getting lost, getting awesome, living beyond my means, dancin', trying to remember what its like to have free time. i also like beards. i hate talking on the phone, slow walkers, people who eat their boogers infront of me or in general and juice.

I'd like to meet:

relaxation.

Music:

moz, dinosaur jr, fred astaire

Movies:

shaun of the dead

Television:

SVU, mr show

Books:

books on napoleon, vonnegut, bradbury, robbins, ayn rand.

My Blog

remember how i went to berlin?

finally i got the pictures off of my broken camera. 1.5 weeks before i jet off to greece. heres some highlights. i  miss my miek.blu mural near miek's in kreuzbergone day we walked miles and mile...
Posted by Lori on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST

You people are killing me

i realize i live in new york, the city of weirdos, but seriously manhattan has gotten extremely yuppie and vanilla in the past few years.yet despite this, why is it that the weirdest of weirds always ...
Posted by Lori on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

I don't know east texas from louisiana

texas...is weird. everyone wears only hollister, and called me ma'am. and starches the hell out of their jeans so they feel like pieces of cardboard. i don't get it...
Posted by Lori on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Ricans

i love puerto rico. i seriously thought it would be ghetto and i'd just go there to relax, but i fell in love with it. we hung at the gay bar the whole time and met the best people. i will edit this w...
Posted by Lori on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:12:00 PST

Ghetto Triumph of 2006

I don't use the term "hero" very often. BUT So yea Id been scoping this $20 bill in this grate at 9th and Lombard all week. It wasnt a sewer grate, just one of those random holes in the ground with ...
Posted by Lori on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST

french fries, french bread, french dressing, and to drink?peru

Paris was cold as all get out. and i was super sick the whole time. and there was dog poop everywhere. beth and i pretended people had dropped their chocolate cakes."aie! Mon petit gateau au chocolat!...
Posted by Lori on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:20:00 PST

this morning i was called a freak by the duck

i'm getting mixed reviews today. for some reason people were riding the duck at 8:15 am as i was walking down south street to work (for those of you who aren't in the know, the duck is an amphibious ...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i know entirely too much about the golden girls

and think i am the worlds greatest comedienne http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/view.php?id=9214
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i got boobed in the face last night

it was like 2 ziploc bags full of pudding. i love atlantic city BYOB strip clubs. who knew lauren would end up 69ing a stripper on stage? certainly not me. the worst part was trying to sleep in the cl...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Staying at the bar at port authority bus terminal for 6.5 hours

is awesome. i did this on friday night after arriving in new york. it was just seriously too funny to leave.i'm wondering if i have some sort of masichistic tendencies bc putting myself in such a hila...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST