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DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN

i am a leprechaun. i am quite drunk.

About Me

i like to get drunk, and tease people with gold. i really don't have much gold. or any. but people think i do. did you ever hear the joke about the leprechaun who told the guy he'd give them his gold for a bj? that was me. yeah. i get no credit. people always say " leprechaun," not "drunken leprechaun." get it straight. people always try to act like leprechauns. i don;t give a shit. i'm really drunk. so you come here often? ever been with a three foot redhead with a three leaf clover on his head? you should look at my pics, maybe you'll see something sexy. who am i kidding! i'm a drunk. i have permanent whisky-dick. i'm ancient! fuck i'm sad now. where's my mickeys! if you send me money or mickeys i promise i'll give you gold! how could you not trust a leprechaun?.. width="425" height="350" ..KEEP WATCHING..................

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My Interests

drinking. hanging out at the end of rainbows, waiting for other leprechauns so i can steal thier gold. Those guys are tricky. hating the game. fucking game. MEETING HOT DRUNKEN REDHEADED WOMEN... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

redheads. my old highlander buddies? (where have you guys been?) anyone with beer. or a drinking problem. if you have both i will love you. other leprechauns with gold so i could kick thier ass and take it. HOT WOMEN. HOT DRUNK WOMEN. PEOPLE WITH LEPRE-DOGS. Three legged midgets. jesus. the man on the moon so i could PISS IN HIS FACE! no i wouldn;t do that to you moon man, you're cool. is that a pretzel?
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Music:

riverdance and NIN

Movies:

willow. lord of the dance. highlander. ANY MOVIE WITH MY FATHER SEAN CONNERY. HE SAYS HE'S SCOTTISH; BUT DON'T BE FOOLED.

Television:

i'm homeless and drunk.

Books:

I CAN'T READ BITCH! WHY MUST YOU RUB THAT IN MY FACE! i'M A FUCKING DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN! EVEN IF I COULD READ I WOULD BE TO DRUNK TO DO IT~!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

mr T is my blood brother. and my hero.

My Blog

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                                Remembering Jared     When I firs...
Posted by DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST

1984

in the future (present) we are merely numbers. two numbers to be exact. your social and your credit #. the "money" you make will be your credit #, and every transaction involving "money" will be made ...
Posted by DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST

zonk

FREE ADVERTISING IS A biatchWalking through the bookstore, he saw the same thing over and over. Different covers; but the same bullshit garbage novels.It was risky to try something new. It was at that...
Posted by DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST