..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile EditorSo you want to know about El Dandy eh? Well El Dandy is one hundred and ninety nine point nine percent sex appeal.. I leave that last tenth of a percent to my male counterparts, ack patuey! I am married... I married to every female in the world!!! El Dandy loves his womens... I am a luchadore by day and stud muffin by night or viceuhverseuh... El Dandy is on a quest to make each and everyone of you myspacers his friend! one million of you! You are not cool until you have made friends with me!! El Dandy!!! Everyone except Tom, the clown who made dis site... He stole my chihuahua and spit in my face! I demanded an apology and he laughed.. In front of my wives! I will give him headlock!El Dandy's Campeonatos-* 1-time Mexican National Featherweight title
* 1-time Mexican National Welterweight title
* 2-time National Wrestling Alliance World Welterweight title
* 2-time NWA World Middleweight Championship
* 1-time Mexican National Middleweight title
* 3-time CMLL World Middleweight Champion
* 1-time World Wrestling Alliance World Tag Team titles with Corazón de León (Chris Jericho)
* 1-time NWA World Light Heavyweight Championship
* 1-time World Wrestling Council Hardcore titleTo quote the great and very knowledgable Bret "Hitman" Hart- "Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: El Dandy
Birthday: El Dandy's birthday is a celebration everyday!
Birthplace: El Dandy was born in Mexico
Current Location: El Dandy is currently in Baja
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: El Dandy can use both to please his womens
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: A pair of sandles
Your Weakness: El Dandy is no weak!
Your Fears: El Dandy fears nothing. Okay Las Cucarachas
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To hit La Dandina on that scum Super Porky!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: El Dandy can say whatever El Dandy wants on IMs
Thoughts First Waking Up: Maldición ella era buena (Damn she was good)
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything about El Dandy is best!
Your Bedtime: Whenever El Dandy must go sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Being one of the greatest Lucha Stars in the world!
Pepsi or Coke: Patron Tequila
MacDonalds or Burger King: Id rather make my own hamburger
Single or Group Dates: I can take the ladies single, and I can take them in groups! Ayi!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I spit in the face of Tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like them all, except that sherbet crap!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Read My Blog on Juan Valdez!
Do you Smoke: A cigar every blue moon
Do you Swear: If I must I will! El Dandy is much to smart to swear often!
Do you Sing: El Dandy is an amazing singer!
Do you Shower Daily: El Dandy showers twice daily!
Have you Been in Love: El Dandy doesnt fall in love. You fall for El Dandy!
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that!
Do you want to get Married: Im married to every womens
Do you belive in yourself: It is hard not to!
Do you get Motion Sickness: El Dandy is a lucha star, that would be blasphemous!
Do you think you are Attractive: It is hard not to!
Are you a Health Freak: El Dandy is always healthy!
Do you get along with your Parents: El Dandy parents get along with El Dandy.
Do you like Thunderstorms: El Dandy once slapped Thor!
Do you play an Instrument: I play them all!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: El Dandy would be an alcoholic, If El Dandy was depressed.
In the past month have you Smoked: El Dandy has not
In the past month have you been on Drugs: El Dandy has not
In the past month have you gone on a Date: El Dandy beds a lucky lady every night!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: El Dandy owns the malls!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: El Dandy does not enjoy stupid cookies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: El Dandy would rather hang himself.
In the past month have you been on Stage: El Dandy's life is a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: El Dandy does not dump or get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: El Dandy enjoys nakedness all them time!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: El Dandy does not steal.
Ever been Drunk: El Dandy loves to be
Ever been called a Tease: El Dandy does not need to.
Ever been Beaten up: El Dandy is never ever beaten.
Ever Shoplifted: El Dandy does not.
How do you want to Die: El Dandy will die a great death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: El Dandy is what El Dandy is
What country would you most like to Visit: El Dandy has visited almost every country.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: El Dandy likes them all
Favourite Hair Color: El Dandy likes them all
Short or Long Hair: El Dandy likes them all
Height: El Dandy likes them all
Weight: El Dandy doesn't care, as long as your are not obese
Best Clothing Style: El Dandy likes them all.
Number of Drugs I have taken: El Dandy's drug is penocha.
Number of CD El Dandy owns many.
Number of Piercings: El Dandy has none.
Number of Tattoos: El Dandy has two.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: El Dandy does not regret.
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